what's the most unusual place that you've ever masturbated?

Tall Sweet Guy

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... mine was at dawn sitting on a rock at the apex of a surf break ... i sat at the point looking out at the grey waves as they grew out of the ocean, turning to ethereal white foam. That was when i was eighteen ...

Only a month ago (I'm 30 now) did I drive nearby and realize that the point is plainly visible from the road, at a short distance ... wonder if anyone was driving by 12 years ago ;)

TSG
 
... what ... no one else?

come on ... surely someone's got something to add to this thread ;)
 
In the front passenger seat of the car while driving home from out of town.
 
Yeah I'm pretty sure there were a few happy guys on the way home.
 
... you know, girls just have it all over guys in "mastering their own domain" (to quote Seinfeld): they don't have to clean up afterwards!

travelinma - I wish I was your teacher in that one ... would have loved to check your facial expressions ;)

keep them coming ... or was that ... :D

TSG
 
Tall Sweet Guy said:
... you know, girls just have it all over guys in "mastering their own domain" (to quote Seinfeld): they don't have to clean up afterwards!

travelinma - I wish I was your teacher in that one ... would have loved to check your facial expressions ;)

keep them coming ... or was that ... :D

TSG

dont have to clean up?? wanna bet?? lol
 
Tall Sweet Guy said:
... you know, girls just have it all over guys in "mastering their own domain" (to quote Seinfeld): they don't have to clean up afterwards!

travelinma - I wish I was your teacher in that one ... would have loved to check your facial expressions ;)

keep them coming ... or was that ... :D

TSG

She was oblivious. I had this hot red head sitting next to me, kind of squating in her chair, nice ass. I just was rubbing my cock through the pocket of my jeans. I don't think anyone ever knew.
 
Tall Sweet Guy said:
... succulent one ... how often did you do that? :D

:kiss:

LOL.....actually quite often....I really disliked having to attend chapel.....but it was required at this particular religious college....I didn't fit in real well....LOL:D :kiss: :kiss:
 
... ummm ... how did you do this without getting caught, Succulent?

... i mean (would you mind me asking) how, physically?

:confused:
 
Tall Sweet Guy said:
... ummm ... how did you do this without getting caught, Succulent?

... i mean (would you mind me asking) how, physically?

:confused:

Now please don't all the animal rights people attack me....this was many moons ago. I had this old mink coat that went down to about mid-calf. This school was in Indiana so there was a lot of cold weather appropriate for a fur coat......if I was careful what I wore underneath, I could get by with a lot....it sure helped pass the time:D :heart:
 
I will answer but ...

... cant promise it will be all that thrilling! LOL !

One of two places : either at the computer desk while cybering with an online lover ... or in the living room while on the phone with an online lover ... while the hubby slept in the next room, and the kids slept in theres .... LOL and our roommate was sleeping on the floor in the kids room ...... at any given moment any of them could have woken up but I was kinda into the moment and didnt care!

As for clean up ...LOL ..... it depends on how intense the orgasim is! Generally I have the throw a towel down so you dont have to sleep in a wet spot kind of orgasims...... So yes it does require some clean up :p
 
mmm Succulent u have me nice and hard thinking about your chapel self-dates :) ... and the only animal concerns i have are feline ones :p


Angel? ... _you_ are wicked!

I might invite u on a phone date if this chair weren't so squeaky ;)

:kiss: to you all ...
 
Ok.....

the most unusual place was in the bathroom during a party at a friends house. The party was in full force and I was lusting after a lovely lady who was with her husband...after a few drinks...I just had to get off...I mean get my mind off her.....ok, get off too...lol
 
Library

In the main town library, in my lunch break, scanning a Henry Miller book, people all around me.
I had a jeans skirt with a nice deep pocket. Made me realise about blokes n pockets :devil:
 
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