What's the most unlikely sexual pairing you can think of?

[Bebeslut]

I'll start it out with Sigourney Weaver and the alien.

 

[rgraham666]

Jimmy Bob and any woman with most of her marbles.

 

[oggbashan]

Ann Widdecombe and the Rev. Ian Paisley.

Og

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'm sorry I just have too...

SR71PLT and anything else in the world, even a tree or a shrub.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

ROB?

There's a good reason that a man's favorite body part is called a JOHNSON. JOHNSON is the standard.

Sodas are called COKES, photocopiers are called XEROX MACHINES. Refrigerators are called FRIGIDAIRES.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Stella Omega and JAMESBJOHNSON

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll start it out with Sigourney Weaver and the alien.

Unlikely, perhaps, but if their sexual pairing was anything like their battles, that would be one hot girl-on-girl encounter!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Stella Omega and JAMESBJOHNSON

Thats low. Youre a dirty dog and a sinner.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thats low. Youre a dirty dog and a sinner.

Well, we were asked for an unlikely sexual pairing; what could be more unlikely than yourself and Stella?


Of ourse, there is the classic unlikely pairing in Limerick form...

A gay man who lived in Khartoum
Brought a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Me and anything else

 

[Tarakin]

In Memoriam:

Leslie Nielsen and Barbara Bush

 

[wet_special]

Sarah Palin and Janet Napolitano

 

[Bebeslut]

Ann Widdecombe and the Rev. Ian Paisley.

Og

Had to look those names up.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Well I was gonna say Stella Omega and Amicus, but on second though she'd probably go for it just so she could post the pictures of her ass fucking him with her strap on...

 

[JackLuis]

GWB and Janet Reno!

 

[sr71plt]

David Letterman and Jay Leno

 

[Bebeslut]

How come nobody's mentioned Taylor Swift and Kanye West?

 

[Liar]

Hugo Chavez and a spork.







Who said it would have to make sense?

 

[Bebeslut]

Julian Assange and Hillary Clinton.

 

[JackLuis]

Hugo Chavez and a spork.

Who said it would have to make sense?

Would the verb be, Sporked?

 

[Pure]

gene simmons (KISS) and sarah palin.

 

[Handley_Page]

Vladimir Il'ch Lenin and Adam Smith

 

[meathead96]

The most obvious

Hillary and Bill Clinton

I still think the semen stain on Monica's dress from because Hillary and Monica were embraced on the floor, and Bill was wanking over the top of them as he watched.

If Hillary were to become President, some people worry about Bill becoming first lady. I think Monica will instead!

IMHO.

 

[Xelebes]

Sir Wilfred Laurier and Pierre Trudeau

 

[TE999]

Winnie the Pooh and Kanga...he'd have a real honey pot for a change.