What's the most disgusting thing you've done while having sex?

[fillmup]

I was having sex, really getting into it! Suddenly I had a terrible urge to fart, I couldn't hold it back! BLEEWWWYYY! The stench was terrible. She pushed me off, calling me a pig, and ran into the bathroom holding her nose! Kind of ruined the mood.

 

[Marxist]

Good thing your Mom likes you or she would have gotten really upset.

 

[HotXBunz]

I had had too much to drink and I vomited in my lovers crotch. YUCKO!!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

man, after those two I don't feel so bad for once passing out while getting a blowjob

 

[cymbidia]

Fucked someone i didn't even like. Didn't dislike him, just didn't like him. Didn't even know him, really. Felt nothing for him or against him.

I just somehow kinda sorta ended up there, with him, doing the deed. That was back when i was stoned all the time, though. I did a lot of stuff then that i wouldn't do now. It wasn't cuz of the the drugs. It wasn't that i was young and stupid. It wasn't the 70's. Oh wait. It was the 70's. Anyway, it was due to a whole combo of stuff.

Anyway, i totally disgusted myself by allowing events to unfold around me in a way that ended up with me there doing that with someone i didn't even like and for whom i certainly felt no passion.

Unfortunately it definitely happened at least a few times prior to that last time - but i clearly remember that last time it happened.

 

[Jewelz]

There should be a warning on this thread. If you have a weak stomach, do not read!

Gotta love the beginnings of the flu. blah.

If someone puked on me, I would be puking right back. Fucking gross!

 

[plasticman33]

I can't think of anything to top those! Having a condom break doesn't have that kind of impact.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I remember this one time me and the boys at the factory were having a contest to see who could hawk up the biggest clump of lung cheese, and then we decided to up the ante and see whether anybody'd get down and lick up somebody else's lung cheese for 20 bucks. This one guy named Skeeter did it, and that was pretty gross. I was thinking about sex at the time, and it sure killed it for me.

 

[lovetoread]

Goodness.

There are the times when you are getting really pounded,and you can feel the air getting pushed inside of you and...well you know what happens...

Pussy Farts.

Laughing kinda makes the sexual urge fade abit.

 

[TantaLiza]

Been there, done that...

Had one of those PF's with this guy...we just laughed our asses off and kept on fuckin...was one of the most fun experiences I ever had...I even made him a sandwich afterwards! LOL

 

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[Jewelz]

Goodness.

There are the times when you are getting really pounded,and you can feel the air getting pushed inside of you and...well you know what happens...

Pussy Farts.

Laughing kinda makes the sexual urge fade abit.

LMAO!!!!! I hate those damn things!!

 

[Jewelz]

I was getting pounded from behind, for a good hour or so. I went to kneel over his face for oral and vaaaaaaommmm. So much air, it sounded like a chain saw. I about died. He laughed so had he was sore the next day.

*dying in a fit of laughter with tears and all* priceless!

 

[Velius]

Re: Been there, done that...

Had one of those PF's with this guy...we just laughed our asses off and kept on fuckin...was one of the most fun experiences I ever had...I even made him a sandwich afterwards! LOL

The couple of times it happened with my ex, I just politely ignored it and we laughed afterwards.

 

[lovetoread]

I was getting pounded from behind, for a good hour or so. I went to kneel over his face for oral and vaaaaaaommmm. So much air, it sounded like a chain saw. I about died. He laughed so had he was sore the next day.

Oh gawd....

 

[HotXBunz]

Pfs can be passed off with a "it's talking to ya Baby" and move along after the laugh. Puke is a different story. I was mortified. My partner was cool about it but I wanted to die.

 

[lovetoread]

Speaking of puking...

When I was pregnant with my first child,I never got through with any sexual encounter without saying...

hold on I gotta puke...

I didnt get much sex.

 

[SkAoUt]

Taken a leak. But then again I liked it and we were in the bath getting it on while having a shower. She didn't mind either cos it sort of washed her out. That isn't the sickest but I don't think you want to hear about me having Montezumas Revenge while my horny ex expected certain favours. Sitting on the loo while licking an insatiable horn dog is not sexual at all!! Oops I guess now you know .

 

[tin_tinr]

id been seeing this girl a few times and one night we ended up in bed one thing led to another and iwas going down to eat her pussy when i saw this toilet paper stuck in her pussy sorta lost my appetite after that

 

[glamorilla]

I was getting pounded from behind, for a good hour or so. I went to kneel over his face for oral and vaaaaaaommmm. So much air, it sounded like a chain saw. I about died. He laughed so had he was sore the next day.

Guilty!

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've done while having sex?

Taken a leak. But then again I liked it and we were in the bath getting it on while having a shower. She didn't mind either cos it sort of washed her out. That isn't the sickest but I don't think you want to hear about me having Montezumas Revenge while my horny ex expected certain favours. Sitting on the loo while licking an insatiable horn dog is not sexual at all!! Oops I guess now you know .

I thought your dick had to be soft in order to pee? How did you manage to do that while being inside of someone?

 

[TigerClaw]

The most disgusting thing I have done during Sex???

No Comment.

What you want me to confess?

Nothing you do can make me talk.

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As for pussy Farts....
heh, if I can not get a pussy to fart I aint pounding enough!!!

 

[marksgirl]

Well after getting it in the ass really good, when he with drew we got a bit of poo on the bed, I had to do the laundry today! Shit happens then you have to clean it up!

 

[GuyJD]

Goodness.

There are the times when you are getting really pounded,and you can feel the air getting pushed inside of you and...well you know what happens...

Pussy Farts.

Laughing kinda makes the sexual urge fade abit.

I can't recall anything that I've done. But I remember a girlfriend that used to always queeve (pussy fart) while we were having sex.