What's the latest book banned from school libraries?

[Dillinger]

Can you make up the title for a book that would, without doubt, be banned from school libraries everywhere? Here's a few to get you started:

• The Erotic Adventures of Bambi
• Little Joey's Stinky Problem
• Babe, One HOT Pig
• The Kindergarten Guide to Explosives
• Mommy's Little Rubber Friend
• Daddy Likes to Wear Mommy's Clothes
• Cat in the Hat Gets Neutered
• Pippi Longfishnetstockings
• Very Horny Caterpillar
• A Tinkle in Time

 

[doctor_insanus]

Tom Sawyer Mom Naked

Mommy, My Butt Hurts!

Bi-Curious George

Janey & the Heavy Petting Zoo

 

[FantasticJones]

Joey takes a fantastic ride in a stranger's car

Eating things you find on the ground

 

[WriterDom]

Government is Not Your Friend

We are a Republic not a Democracy

100 Black Americans who Owned Slaves

 

[Guest]

Hmmm...

This one's already been banned in no countries...just various counties...

"Duh Bible: How To Also Give Praize To Allah"...

 

[Laurel]

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver

How to Dress Sexy for Grownups

All Dogs Go to Hell

You Are Different and That's Bad

 

[YoungGun69]

How to Rear Children by Michael Jackson
Responsible Alcohol Use By the Backstreet Boys.
Masturbation Techniques By Rosie Palm

 

[registered "^^"]

laughing my head off

You people are demented. i love it.

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Fun with guns while mom and dad are out of the house"
"The little book of arson"
"The boy and girl scouts of America, guide to sexual positions"
"Hilter the wonder years"
"Mommy whats that smell in the basement and wheres daddy gone to"
"101 damnations"
"Touched by an anal"

 

[doctor_insanus]

The Big Book of Rashes

Hey! What Are Those Dogs Doing?

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Fatherhood by Larry Flynt

Danny Eats His Own Boogers

Where Has My Finger Been? (Scratch N Sniff)

 

[OUTSIDER]

"The pocket guide to underpant staines"

"Pimping 101"

"Drug economics"

"Drive by shooting a guide" from your friends the NRA.

"Crack whores, where to get them and what to pay"

"Anal sex for beginner's"

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Horton Hears A Whore

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Harry Potter and the glory hole"

 

[*bratcat*]

Charlotte's Bed

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Laurel, we must shop at the same book stores!

Everyone Knows You're Adopted

Why Grandma Smells Funny

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

 

[LRC_]

The Big Book of BARNEY - Why Extinction Was A Good Thing

Mommy Has A New Purple Coat

101 Recipies for Dino Meat

Dino Burgers Again!

Why I Hate The Color Purple

 

[registered "^^"]

see tom dick jane

she jane run for dick

overnight stay by uncle chester

fun with acid

marijuana and it's health benefits

101 things to do with boogers

harry potter- the mistress' secrets of her dungeon

dick and jane's safe sex manual

the postman and mommy

 

[Dillinger]

These are hilarious! *smile*

Here's another:

A Connecticut Yankee Deep Inside King Arthur's Court - by Mark Twat

 

[LRC_]

Barbie's Guide to Silicone Implants ... How Big is Too Big

Bulimia - A Cheerleader's Guide to Dieting and Health

Dyslexia 4 Seimmud

The Teletubby Series ...... (please feel free to add to these)

Laa-Laa in LaLaLand

Tinkie Winkie's Guide to Potty Training

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games

All Dogs Go to Hell

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

 

[rambling man]

writer dom, there were a lot more than 100 black slaveowners, wonder if ex slaves ever get compensation if they'll go and look for their descendants?

The Little Golden Book of Pipe Bombs

The How To Book of Cutting Your Own Switch

So You Want To Really Play Doctor?

Food that Still Looks the Same When You Poop It

Little Known Navy Traditions

Things That Explode in the Microwave

Cinemax Midnight Preview

The Wit and Wisdom of Bobby Knight

Your Sister's Underwear and You

Tales From Cellblock F

So You Want to Be a Crack Ho

 

[SexualChocolate]

Daddy drinks because you cry.

 

[LRC_]

Snow White and The Columbia Connection

Snow White Mistress of the Little People

Snow White Does the 7 Dwarfs

Doc's Smurf Gyno Guide

Yo, This Is My Corner by Dopey

Bashful : The Pervert Behind the Smile

Happy The Single Dwarf

How To Divorce a Wicked Witch by Grumpy

Sleepy's Guide to Self Hypnosis

It's Not From Pepper by Sneezy

Horny the 8th Dwarf

 

[scylis]

Pain Looks Good on Your Friends

The Little Psychopaths Guide to Small Animal Mutilation

Technology is the Devil's Creation by Ted Katzinsky(sp?)

Bob Barker's Spaying and Neutering: a Do it Yourself Guide

Blackmail for Beginners: the Little Slave Sibblings Edition

Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard p)

Touch Me There Again, Daddy!

Household Chemicals are Our Odorific Friends!

Mommy Left Daddy Because You were Naughty (and it's companion volume) Daddy Left Mommy Because You were Naughty

Daddy's Secretary
or
Overtime at the Office

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Little Women Trapped in the Bodies of Little Men

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and a Bottle of Wesson Oil

The Hardy Boys and the Mysterious Rash

Nancy Drew and the Clue of the Seven Inch Dildo