What's the kinkiest secret you've told a blood relative?

[Gemsissy]

My sister and I went to the same college. She is two years older than I am and facilitated some of my first drinking experiences. We've always been close but a little bit of alcohol loosened my tongue and I ended up confessing that I'm a sissy (wear panties, lingerie, want to be girly slutty in bed). She was very understanding (she's got a few kinks in her closet) though pushed me hard to make sure I wasn't doing anything dangerous health-wise or legally. I'd not been with anyone else so that wasn't a danger. We went shopping together a few times which were just heaven for me, but its been a few years.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

I've told both a blood relative and an in-law that I write erotica.

Not quite as crazy as some folks, but it's what I got.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've told both a blood relative and an in-law that I write erotica.

Not quite as crazy as some folks, but it's what I got.

That's the end of my tale, too. Mom knows I edit erotica, and write. She knows I go to Munches but has no clue what that is.

 

[kinkycockney]

I once told a cousin that I liked to wear stockings as I masturbate

 

[Gemsissy]

I once told a cousin that I liked to wear stockings as I masturbate

What was the reaction?

 

[kinkycockney]

she thought it was sexy, I offered to show her on webcam

 

[HisGreedySlut]

Never planned to tell anything to a blood relative, but I was inadvertently exposed when my mom found a strap on under my bed when I was moving out of my college apartment. . I told her that my ex liked me to use it on him, and I could tell that she didn't believe me.

I just let it go, because it was super awkward, but I bet to this day she thinks that I fucked a girl with it. I don't care what she thinks about it, but it was comical to me that she couldn't conceive of a guy being into that. If I had fucked a girl with it I would have admitted it - to me it was kinkier that it was a guy.

I don't talk about sex with my family in general, so that was quite the overshare.

 

[Gemsissy]

Never planned to tell anything to a blood relative, but I was inadvertently exposed when my mom found a strap on under my bed when I was moving out of my college apartment. . I told her that my ex liked me to use it on him, and I could tell that she didn't believe me.

I just let it go, because it was super awkward, but I bet to this day she thinks that I fucked a girl with it. I don't care what she thinks about it, but it was comical to me that she couldn't conceive of a guy being into that. If I had fucked a girl with it I would have admitted it - to me it was kinkier that it was a guy.

I don't talk about sex with my family in general, so that was quite the overshare.

Wish I'd known you in college!

 

[SoCalCouple11]

I've discussed masturbating with my mom and sister, and I have a cousin who is my age so we've been pretty open with each other (wife)

 

[HisGreedySlut]

Wish I'd known you in college!

Yes, you look like fun...sexy avatar!

 

[mikendel]

Told my younger sister hubby likes watch me have sex with other men. Month later she asked me to fuck her husband in front of her. I did while hubby and my sister watched.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I told my mom I write erotica for money, which isn't true... I actually sell my dirty panties, but saying I write erotica sounds more palatable.

 

[bw699353]

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[cfuhrer]

I love them, I do.
But I'm not giving those fuckers any more ammunition than they already have.

Never share bad news, never complain, never share secrets; they *will* turn it back around and use it against you.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I had a long (15+yrs) FWB relationship with a girl I met in high school.

At my brothers stag & doe bachelor's party I told him that I once fucked her three times in one afternoon. On his bed.

 

[Gemsissy]

I told my mom I write erotica for money, which isn't true... I actually sell my dirty panties, but saying I write erotica sounds more palatable.

LOL, I love this.

 

[Gemsissy]

I love them, I do.
But I'm not giving those fuckers any more ammunition than they already have.

Never share bad news, never complain, never share secrets; they *will* turn it back around and use it against you.

Sadly, I think this is all too true. I just wrote an email to my mother and realized that I follow what you say. We all live in "happy land" thank you very much.

If you happen to read this, let me know if you're interested in exploring some SRP/co-story writing. Your PMs are off.

 

[AuroraLens]

My entire family knows I ghost wrote a pornstars autobiography for her. My overtly religious aunt even invited her to spend Thanksgiving with my family.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I did have an underage neice spend two hours trying to jack me off under the table at a college patio bar. It was one of those family get togethers, and were the only people under 50, so she was glad that "we had to go out". She was DEFINITELY not a virgin, and actually ended up pissed off at me because I wouldn't make her cum, or fuck her, or let her go off and be fucked on the hood of a passing frat boys car..

But we scored some weed, and she came on my hand.

Sigh, this dirty old man misses being a teenager. It was just so matter of fact.
Lol

 

[UnderMyKilt]

My oldest sister (4 years older) is the ONLY blood relative of mine that knows that I had a long term relationship with my best male friend through much of my youth and several years of college. Of course, I also had girlfriends with whom I was sexually active the whole time but, while they came and went, he and I always had each other. Maybe without the "need to breed", and settle down, it was just somehow always easier between us. She never disapproved, she never judged, she never let on to anyone.

To date only she, he, my current (2nd) wife, and a former therapist knows.

Of course, she's also the only blood relative that knows I've had a fetish, a desire, a NEED for anal penetration for virtually as long as I've been sexually aware. In that regard, and after suspecting that someone had been using her sex toys (and setting a bit of trap to be certain) she gave me her biggest dildo. (Maybe in no small part so that she didn't have to worry if I'd cleaned it well enough but always thought mostly because she felt that I needed it.)

Of four siblings, we have a special bond since it was the two of us that we're always a bit rebellious, often in trouble about something, sexually active and adventurous, and who drank alcohol and experimented with psychoactive substances.

 

[whynot116]

I've told a female relative about going on webcams. We had a long discussion about how it's the chatting that's the best part.

I do miss hoping on cam, now I mention it.

 

[Gemsissy]

Yes, you look like fun...sexy avatar!

Thanks, honey. I am a fun 'girl' and love to play.

 

[Gotham_Central]

I love them, I do.
But I'm not giving those fuckers any more ammunition than they already have.

Never share bad news, never complain, never share secrets; they *will* turn it back around and use it against you.

Another major miss for the absent "LIKE" button!

 

[Gotham_Central]

A younger cousin showed up at my favorite BDSM club years ago. Not actually telling her, but it was pretty obvious. I ended up having to stop attending because, no, I do not need to see that!