what's the going rate for votes?

[dreampilot79]

Welllllllllll... the earth day contest is in full swing.. and we are all having trouble drawing votes!!!!!

Hell.. I offered to trade sexual favors for votes... and I think my AV musta scared em all off!

Now the question is what is the going rate for bribes for voting... helll.. I don't even want 5's or even 1's.... I just want you to vote what the stories rate.

I know that i'm not the only one who still needs votes to reach the magic 25 required to qualify.

When you figure out what the going rate is.. vote and send the bill to Rumple Foreskin!!!!

I have three stories posted in this contest.. which seems a disproportionate number.... considering how few stories entered this time.. one of them is stuck at 12 votes!!!!... Please.... Please read all the stories and VOTE!

Go here and Vote

 

[dreampilot79]

Oh yeah.. I forgot to mention.. there's some really great stuff entered....

If ya want a laugh.. may I recommend Rumple Foreskins two stories.... promise they'll leave ya laughing....

Sends RF the bill for advertising....

Lots of other good stuff that needs votes... and welllll worth the read as well!!!

 

[sophia jane]

Oh yeah.. I forgot to mention.. there's some really great stuff entered....

If ya want a laugh.. may I recommend Rumple Foreskins two stories.... promise they'll leave ya laughing....

Sends RF the bill for advertising....

Lots of other good stuff that needs votes... and welllll worth the read as well!!!

For a good read, I highly recommend Scarlett's "Katie's Eden". But yes, everyone go vote for some Earth Day stories.

SJ

 

[angelicminx]

I'm not going to plug anyone specific, 'cause I think they are all good. I will however beg for votes, for mine as well as theirs.

GO VOTE!​

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

2005 Earth Day Contest Entries
http://www.literotica.com/contests/2005/earthday2005.html​

Give your fellow AH authors a helping vote.*

Vote early and vote for a whole bunch of 'em.

(revised Monday 04/11/05, if your story's missing-bitch)​

Spring Break Trouser Trout Attack -------- sarahhh
How Deep Do You Fish? ------------------ sarahhh
Moonlight ------------------------------- dr_mabeuse
Earth to Earth --------------------------- oggbashan
Golem ----------------------------------- oggbashan
Bird Protection --------------------------- oggbashan
Bird Protection --------------------------- oggbashan
Magic in America: The Sequoia Secret ----- Black Tulip
Lookout ---------------------------------- Donald Harmsworth
The Man From STEBWCFIU ---------------- aquaglide1
Earth Day Up Up and Away ---------------- dreampilot79
Blizzard Revisited Again -------------------- dreampilot79
Swan Song ------------------------------- cookiejar
The Tree --------------------------------- cookiejar
Learning to Love the Outdoors ------------- sirhugs
Aliens Landish Earth Invasion -------------- My Erotic Tale
Trinity ------------------------------------ My Erotic Tale
Not Just Another Walk in the Wood -------- A-Heart-On
Third Born -------------------------------- neonlyte
Chronicles of Passion: Earth Day Ch. 01 ---- angelicminx
Fishing with Dad -------------------------- Sean Renaud
Lost and Found --------------------------- sophia jane
The Reserve ------------------------------ Dndjsp
Cabin by the Lake ------------------------- M Crim
Mustang Sally ----------------------------- Softouch911
Kiss of the Moon -------------------------- wishfulthinking
Lustful Leeves Ch. 01 ---------------------- angelicminx
Lustful Leeves Ch. 02 ---------------------- dreampilot79
Lustful Leaves Ch. 03 ---------------------- Dndjsp
Steel Drum Carnival Ch. 01 ----------------- R. Richard
Steel Drum Carnival Ch. 02 ----------------- R. Richard
Katie's Eden ------------------------------- OhMissScarlett
WC 102: Outdoor Angie -------------------- Rumple Foreskin
WC 103 Angie's Waterfall Woes ------------- Rumple Foreskin
River Spirit -------------------------------- mcfbridge

*In the case of Dreampilot, give him both your votes and bills. rf

Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises
Rumple Foreskin, CLO (chief literary offender)

 

[Huckleman2000]

Thank you! I've read several of these already, but haven't voted.
I don't always vote, because my criteria seem to change with my mood. I'm not very objective; sometimes I'd give a particularly "hot" read a higher score than a piece where I really admire the craft, but it just happens to leave me cold.

Knowing that these were created with certain objectives in mind, however vague, will at least give me a mental hurdle to try and focus on.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Okay, okay...
I'll bite.

I'm off to work for now, but I promise to come home and read and vote and all that happy horse shit.

Grown men begging gets me every time.

Now. As for these sexual favors......
Oh, wait, that was the other thread.

 

[dreampilot79]

Grown men begging gets me every time.

Now. As for these sexual favors......
Oh, wait, that was the other thread.

perks!!!!!!!! sexual favors???????.... count me in!!!

 

[dreampilot79]

RF.. you get the bill yet?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

RF.. you get the bill yet?

Oh, sure. Then I forwarded them to Og, just like you told me to do.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

Oh, sure. Then I forwarded them to Og, just like you told me to do.

Rumple Foreskin

oh oh.. now I'm in trouble.. you tol on me!!!!