whats the craziest thing you have ever done

[sexymf.u.k.]

the craziest thing i have ever done is stand just inside my moms room naked while she slept and masturbated to orgasm.
i would be interested to know everyones.

 

[GuyJD]

THAT'S SICK

I think that ONE of the craziest things that I've ever done: I was working at a drug store and the company had security cameras replaced throughout the store. So myself and one of the assistant managers thought up a funny trick to play on our coworkers. We began bringing up phony discussions about the store having greater security than before. I told alot of employees, "You won't believe how tight the security in this place has become." Needless to say, there were old (unoperable) cameras sitting on the back of the toilets as they entered the restrooms. I positioned them to appear as if they were recording.

 

[Angel]

The craziest thing I have ever done?

Sexually...I had sex on the beach. It was at 2 am but there were ALOT of people walking on it. We ended up in the lifeguard chair lol.

NonSexually...At my old job we had off duty cops as Security at night. OFten they'd come in and visit. One was REALLY hot and I was forever flirting with him. Well one day he pulled up in the patrol car when I was on a smoke break and ran in for his check and left the car running. I was a bad bad Angel and I jumped in and pulled it around back. Then went inside and went back to work like nothing happened. (I KNOW I KNOW ITS ILLEGAL SHH) He thought I was cute to be so gutsy lol

 

[Tipsy]

Well sexually had sex on a roof but the catch was that there were other people somewhere up there "they didn't see" but it was a thrill.

Non sexually...Dove off a waterfall.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I spoke Korean to an elderly Korean lady when I knew better. What? She didn't let me out of the store for 3 frickin hours!

 

[Nobody Special]

Well the Craziest thing that I did was I dropped everything and left to go to Ohio one night to meet the wife. and the craziest Sex that I had was..... driving a min of 200 miles for one night stands from people that I met on the Net..

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[Endlessly]

I've been known to do all kinds of crazy stuff, like:

-Hop on a bus to Canada with $20 in my pocket and a chick I've known for 2 days

-Spend my textbook money on a plane ticket for some shmuck I met 2 months prior on the internet

-Tap a stranger with incredible lips on the shoulder and said, "Pardon me, but I was just wondering what it would be like to kiss you, would you mind?"

Stuff like that.

 

[ShyGuy68]

-Tap a stranger with incredible lips on the shoulder and said, "Pardon me, but I was just wondering what it would be like to kiss you, would you mind?"

Damn!! Some guys have all the luck!!!

 

[Derya]

craziest? That's a matter of perspective

Let's see sexually speaking..

I can masturbate really easily and nonconspicuously using my legs and genital muscles and I often masturbate in public settings in this way...particularly when bored. Some examples: working in collections work I'd have to sit in court a long time waiting on judgements, at board meetings, at the library, on airplane flights, watching something stimulating in company of others, waiting in the car on someone, etc. Of course my orgasm are a little different and controlled in these cases, but then intense as hell in a different way including the "exhibition" quality that's part of it.

Another pretty crazy thing was having a one night stand sex encounter with a guy I met at a mutual friends Memorial Day picnic and doing it on the edge of a field where we went to take down a volleyball net, which was really in someone's backyard as the sun went down. And then finishing and going back to the party.

 

[Pyper]

Vegetarians don't be offended...

I don't know if this fits the definition of crazy, but one of the coolest things I have ever done was go out to the Anza Borrego desert and butcher a goat with stone tools I made by hand. No, this was not some demonic goat sacrifice, it was an experiment for my anthropology class. I recommend that everyone butcher at least one goat in their lives, it was a whole lot of fun. We made goat steak and ate it with couscous, and then combined the nastier parts with some veggies and made stew for breakfast. Truly a life-changing experience. I now feel totally prepared to be a contestant on Survivor.

 

[DEFENDER]

wierdest sex

first time , an asian girl behind a couch and her parents arrived home and started watching tv.

in a lift that was glass in a hotel.

in a hotel corridor, just outside our room.

in the mds office bent over the desk.

in the back garden under the stars.

in the back of a car while her husband was driving, i was very young then.

 

[Darowyn]

To cut a very long story short, I was intimately entwined with a lady I had just met at one of my Fortune telling evenings, when her husband walked in dressed as a woman.
It got crazier very rapidly after that!

 

[christo]

One at a time!

I went on a date with a very pretty girl I'd been friends with for about a year. We ended up at a bar near her apartment, had a few drinks, and she suddenly gives me this look and asks if I want to go to her place. Hurray for me!

We walk to her apartment, and she mentions that her roommate, a nurse I'd met a few times, is working all night. Oh boy, I can't BELIEVE I'm going to sleep with this girl. We get there, go to her bedroom, and start kissing and making out and after about a half-hour we're doing all sorts of naughty things.

I hear a door slam downstairs. Before I can ask "What was that?" the bedroom door opens. It's her roommate, still wearing scrubs. I'm embarrassed, I want to pull covers over my nakedness but, uh, my girl's head is there. But the roommate takes her scrubs off and crawls into bed with us! Now I'm like, OK, this is like Penthouse magazine material, this can't be happening.

Five minutes later, the two of them working me over, there's another noise. Door opens, and it's the roommate's boyfriend. A rather large, hulking gent. My penis is in his girlfriend's mouth. His reaction? HE takes his clothes off and climbs into bed. Now I'm just a wee bit nervous, because he and my friend start making out while his girlfriend keeps blowing me. OK, fine, let's be adults about this.

Another noise downstairs, and two voices calling, "Hey, where are you guys?" The trio in bed with me call out and the goddam door opens and these two guys I've never seen before walk in. They seem to appreciate what's going on and THEY disrobe and climb aboard. So now it's four on two instead of two on me. Plus the two guys who joined us last are apparently bisexual because the one guy starts doing the other. I took the safest place I could find, at the rear of my friend, and tried to come as fast as I could and still be polite. After I pulled out one of the guys went down on my friend so he could eat my come out of her. I dressed, said my goodnights, everyone was nice, thanks for coming, that sort of thing, and I booked. Too, uh, advanced for me.

And then all my buddies wanted to know how things went with her. That was a delicate conversation.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Hitchiked across country for two years living by wits on a whim.
Stared down a tornado.
Rammed a cop car.
Rammed through a roadblock.
Did a whole sheet of blotter on a dare.
Made love to the audience of Rocky Horror.

But the absolute craziest

was joining the Marines.

 

[Felsen]

The craziest thing I have ever done?

When I was a college prof, I noticed a very attractive young coed in one of my classes who appeared to be masturbating by crossing her legs and swinging her foot. One particular class meeting, it was obvious that she was experiencing orgasm as we looked into each other's eyes. The next class meeting, I put a rubber on my cock, sat behind my desk as the students were taking a test, and masturbated with my hand in my pocket, all the time watching this same young lady masturbating at the same time. I'm sure we had simultaneous orgasms.

Later, after the semester was over, she came to my office one week end and we had sex on my office couch. I asked her about her masturbating in my classes and she admitted it, readily. She was a bit amazed when I told her about the time I'd masturbated in conjunction with her.