What's the best way to turn a Republican into a Democrat?

[LJ_Reloaded]

Send his job overseas when unemployment is over 9% and he can't find a job for the next 2 years.

Instant Democrat voter...

 

[jeninflorida]

Send his job overseas when unemployment is over 9% and he can't find a job for the next 2 years.

Instant Democrat voter...

are you on drugs or as a child did your mother toss you on your head too many times?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

LJ

My sister just sent me some cotton seeds to recreate the family cotton empire here in FL. I may have a job for you.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

LJ

My sister just sent me some cotton seeds to recreate the family cotton empire here in FL. I may have a job for you.

Gimme your address. I might be interested in buying the property. With real money... not the monopoly shit that you use.

 

[jeninflorida]

Gimme your address. I might be interested in buying the property. With real money... not the monopoly shit that you use.

please, like you have any money

 

[jeninflorida]

LJ

My sister just sent me some cotton seeds to recreate the family cotton empire here in FL. I may have a job for you.

LJ is too damn lazy to get off its fat ass and work. why work when he can collect a welfare check?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Send his job overseas when unemployment is over 9% and he can't find a job for the next 2 years.

Instant Democrat voter...

Where were you November second. Clearly if you send his jobs over seas and he stays unemployed for two years and you try repeatedly to cut his welfare he'll vote for you because real men pull themselves up by their boot straps. He'll then blame the Democrats who kept his food stamps coming for making him into a lazy commie bastard.

 

[Xplorr7]

That's happening in droves now

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/mood_of_america/partisan_trends

First time EVER for Rasmussen to have more people identify themselves as R vs. D.

Shitting the bed has consequences for libs

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

That's happening in droves now

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/mood_of_america/partisan_trends

First time EVER for Rasmussen to have more people identify themselves as R vs. D.

Shitting the bed has consequences for libs

Damn, you're an idiot.

You left out this part.

It is worth noting, however, that the gains are often short-lived. Following Election 2004, the Republican partisan decline began in February 2005. In 2006, the Democratic edge began to decline as soon as they actually took control of Congress in January. Following President Obama’s victory in November 2008, the Democrat’s advantage in partisan identification peaked in December before declining.

Another point worth noting is that the GOP has the edge today partly because the number of Democrats is barely above the lowest level ever recorded in eight years of monthly tracking by Rasmussen Reports. This supports the conclusion that Election 2010 was less a victory for the Republicans than a defeat for the Democrats. A majority of voters expect to be disappointed by the GOP Congress before 2012. Republican voters overwhelmingly believe Republicans in Congress are out of touch with the party’s base.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I guess in bizzarro world, there was no election this past November...

 

[Daehreppoc]

Democrat is a synonym for dependency.

 

[The_Trouvere]

What's the best way to turn a Republican into a Democrat?
Send his job overseas when unemployment is over 9% and he can't find a job for the next 2 years.

Instant Democrat voter...

Not necessarily. He may blame foreigners. He may blame President Obama. When Hitler failed in his efforts to become an artist or an architect, he started to hate Jews.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Send his job overseas when unemployment is over 9% and he can't find a job for the next 2 years.

Instant Democrat voter...

WELL, OBAMA DID PROMISE CHANGE: Republicans now outnumber Democrats.

I was going to say something snarky but, I'll just let the results speak for your ability to prognosticate.

 

[Borscht]

Send his job overseas when unemployment is over 9% and he can't find a job for the next 2 years.

Instant Democrat voter...

You've made the classic liberal mistake which is to expect your conservative opponent to be rational. He isn't.

If he can't find a job he'll blame Blacks or Jews or Immigrants or Single Mothers. He'll blame Protestants or Catholics or Huguenots or Muslims (and how!) He'll blame Communists or Freemasons or International Jewry.

He'll basically blame anybody that the corporation that runs his favourite TV station tells him to.

Unfortunately for you, LJ, that won't be any of the people who are actually responsible for his predicament.

 

[Buzzboy]

Find the demon that possess his/her soul then fight the demon for it. If you the kill the demon, the soul will be returned.

 

[The_Trouvere]

You've made the classic liberal mistake which is to expect your conservative opponent to be rational. He isn't.

If he can't find a job he'll blame Blacks or Jews or Immigrants or Single Mothers. He'll blame Protestants or Catholics or Huguenots or Muslims (and how!) He'll blame Communists or Freemasons or International Jewry.

He'll basically blame anybody that the corporation that runs his favourite TV station tells him to.

Unfortunately for you, LJ, that won't be any of the people who are actually responsible for his predicament.

A friend of mine has failed in every endeavor in his life. That is why he hates blacks.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You've made the classic liberal mistake which is to expect Americans to be rational. They aren't.

If they can't find a job they'll blame Blacks or Jews or Immigrants or Single Mothers. They'll blame Protestants or Catholics or Huguenots or Muslims (and how!) They'll blame Communists or Freemasons or International Jewry.

They'll basically blame anybody that the corporation that runs his favourite TV station tells him to.

Unfortunately for you, LJ, that won't be any of the people who are actually responsible for his predicament.

Was I the only person alive November 2nd?!?!

 

[Sean Renaud]

Was I the only person alive November 2nd?!?!

PS. Fixed it for ya.

 

[goldenpalomino]

See what the scarecrow received in the Wizard of Oz!

 

[goldenpalomino]

See what the Tin man received in the Wizard of Oz!

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

An education in economics.




William Jennings Bryan too...

 

[unregistered]

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Was I the only person alive November 2nd?!?!

We here in California were alive. You betcha.

 

[doctorshock]

Until the money is completely gone

We here in California were alive. You betcha.

Yeah we voted for Moonbeam Brown. I'm sure he'll fix this mess. His policies the first time around are part of the problem. Oh and our new attorney general Angolene whatsher name from SF is about as useless as tits on a boar, we have pelosi still in Washington representing her interests not ours, and Gavin Newsom as lieutenant Governor.

What a circus. Barnum and Baily would be proud.

At least California is to big to fail! Although I wouldn't take any spanish lessons just yet as i think Mandarin is going to be the official language soon.

 

[CNYCarol]

What's the best way to turn a Republican into a Democrat?

Instant Democrat voter...

Reduce his IQ to 10.

Instant Democrat voter...