"What's that in the road? A head?"

[shereads]

If you thought Bob Dylan and Victoria's Secret were an unlikely pairing, the marketing dept. has gone way overboard with this one...Also, what is the president staring at? Have the Vatican caterers arrived with lunch? This is the expression I used to wear at age 10, when Rev. Webster would drone on and on about saving my soul and all I really wanted was some of my mom's Sunday potroast.

 

[shereads]

This seems to call for a caption contest.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

What happens after the crucifiction, daddy? Tell me, tell me, tell me.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm sorry Mr. President. I just assumed from your speeches you spoke latin.

-Colly

 

[cloudy]

He seems to be looking behind the pope for whatever reason.

"No! It's not time for the gatorade yet!"

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Yes, Satan speak to me through this pope.

<gratuitous self promotion I know, but eh>

 

[Guest]

"Now young man," (says the pope) "Put that little thing away. You know masturbation is a mortal sin!"

 

[minsue]

He seems to be looking behind the pope for whatever reason.

"No! It's not time for the gatorade yet!"

PMSL!!!

 

[Guest]

He seems to be looking behind the pope for whatever reason.

"No! It's not time for the gatorade yet!"

roflmao..

"Do not worry, my son, pretzels are the devil's work. How were you to know?"

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Standard political cartoon caption:
The president and the pope still can't see eye to eye

And why I'm in hell:
"Mr. President, have I ever told you what a magnificient penis you have?"

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Yup, definitely in hell:
The Cabal discusses solutions to the "women problem"

 

[Guest]

Set this to music -

Pope: Have I told you lately that I love you.

W: giggle


Okay, that's enough for me now. Sufficiently grossed myself out - I'm going to go sit over there in the corner now and be sick.

 

[Guest]

 

[Somme]

?

 

[Guest]

Pope: Jesus Christ! Do I have to listen to this asshole try to pronounce his speech again???

 

[cloudy]

Oi vay! It gives me such a headache!!!

 

[Guest]

The headline:

Bush perplexed as Pope says, "Pull my finger."

ohmigod..
i love it!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Pope: Yo, Prez! Check out the rack on the chick from ABC News!

Bush: Where???

 

[SnoopDog]

If you thought Bob Dylan and Victoria's Secret were an unlikely pairing, the marketing dept. has gone way overboard with this one...Also, what is the president staring at? Have the Vatican caterers arrived with lunch? This is the expression I used to wear at age 10, when Rev. Webster would drone on and on about saving my soul and all I really wanted was some of my mom's Sunday potroast.

Looks like Gandalf the White and Theoden to me.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

Different caption. P.

 

[Guest]

Oh yes!

Ms. 'Dita has it!

Perfect (albeit frightening) caption!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Another caption.

CD

 

[shereads]

The headline:

Bush perplexed as Pope says, "Pull my finger."

That one sent Diet Coke into my sinuses. Thank you.

 

[shereads]

Another caption.

CD

What a touching photograph, CD.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Pope: If you call me "Popeye" one more time, I'm gonna tell God and he'll have you sent to Hell!