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Now that made me laugh out loud.
What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux
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Now that made me laugh out loud.
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“I know you said I could hang around your place for a while but...
hello?
Hello?
HELLO?”
“I know you said I could hang around your place for a while but...
hello?
Hello?
HELLO?”
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"Wood" you like me to polish your pickle... ??
"Wood" you like me to polish your pickle... ??
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Really? I remind you of Liz in Vegas?
Thanks!
Really? I remind you of Liz in Vegas?
Thanks!
LizVegas79
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"Okay. We kiss for five Mississippi's and then you have to pull down your shorts and show us your cock. Deal?"
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"Oh good, I was afraid I forgot my ear buds this morning. Whew! That's a relief!"
"Oh good, I was afraid I forgot my ear buds this morning. Whew! That's a relief!"
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"wow, this is the best summary of an erotica best seller that I've come across"
"wow, this is the best summary of an erotica best seller that I've come across"
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"Please Aunt Liz? I've been dying to try a sybian."
"Please Aunt Liz? I've been dying to try a sybian."
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"I like to lick my boyfriend's cock like this."
"I like to lick my boyfriend's cock like this."
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“It must be psychosomatic... every time i do this I get a strange sensation, almost as though there is a hand on the back of my head ?”
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(No, Liz Vegas is here by personally thanking whoever is saying that to her - but it better not be my husband!! lol "Gee, you sort of look like my wife did 20 years ago except you're way prettier." So dead if I ever caught him saying that!
Something tells me your Husband would never say that to you. I suspect that all in, you are better looking now.
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'OK Boys, let's get this train on the tracks. Who's first?'
'OK Boys, let's get this train on the tracks. Who's first?'
LizVegas79
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He actually might if he was a little tipsy and trying to get in her pants by being "funny" and thought I wasn't close enough to hear him. Though, maybe not. His basic human survival instinct might kick in at the least second and save him.
Awww, thank you. You are obviously very, very high right now but still, I very much appreciate hearing that
PERFECT!!!
Fixed it
OMG - "let's get this train on the tracks" - love that! Hope to get a chance to use that one someday!
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"Nope. Sorry mister, you have to choose. My boobs are bigger.
But her pussy's tighter. So, which is it going to be?"
"Nope. Sorry mister, you have to choose. My boobs are bigger.
But her pussy's tighter. So, which is it going to be?"
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That is a tough one...
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"Okay, if you win you can fuck me. But if I win,
I get to be with your wife and you have to watch."
"Okay, if you win you can fuck me. But if I win,
I get to be with your wife and you have to watch."
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"Whoa, that pot your brought is really strong. You should
find somewhere where we can, like, totally fuck, okay?"
(been on that hike a few times lol)
"Whoa, that pot your brought is really strong. You should
find somewhere where we can, like, totally fuck, okay?"
(been on that hike a few times lol)
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"Whoa, that pot your brought is really strong. You should
find somewhere where we can, like, totally fuck, okay?"
(been on that hike a few times lol)
I really have to pee, can you help me with this last button?
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"Ok, I'm going to go test out the new Sybian seat Liz's team just installed on my bike. Be back in about 5. No, not 5 minutes, silly. 5 orgasms..."
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