what's on your snogtime mixtape?

i don't think you're ready for this shit... here we go:

side a

1. prince and the revolution - kiss
2. sade - the sweetest taboo
3. george michael - careless whisper
4. sinead o'connor - nothing compares 2 u
5. roxette - it must have been love

side b

6. delfonics - didn't i blow your mind?
7. spice girls - 2 become 1
8. savage garden - truly madly deeply
9. take that - a million lovesongs
10. berlin - sex (i'm a...)
 
i don't think you're ready for this shit... here we go:

side a

1. prince and the revolution - kiss
2. sade - the sweetest taboo
3. george michael - careless whisper
4. sinead o'connor - nothing compares 2 u
5. roxette - it must have been love

side b

6. delfonics - didn't i blow your mind?
7. spice girls - 2 become 1
8. savage garden - truly madly deeply
9. take that - a million lovesongs
10. berlin - sex (i'm a...)

I laughed.
 
I laughed.

i didn't let my selective music sensibilities hold me back, i went for the gold.

i had a thing for sporty spice... but only when she was sporty spice, none of that mel-c-flower-leaning-towards-the-sun bullshit
 
1. Aretha franklin - natural woman
2. Chris de burgh - lady in red
3. Phyllis nelson - move closer
4. Marvin Gaye - lets get it on
5. Whitney Houston - all at once
6. Billy Joel - always a woman
7. George Harrison - something
8. R Kelly - bump n grind
9. Carly Simon - nobody does it better
10. Nerd - lap dance
 
i didn't let my selective music sensibilities hold me back, i went for the gold.

i had a thing for sporty spice... but only when she was sporty spice, none of that mel-c-flower-leaning-towards-the-sun bullshit

It's all good. I may have had a make out session to Backstreet Boys' I Want It That Way...
 
Any woman with an ounce of self-worth wouldn't touch a guy who would snog her to Billy Joel.

Such tripe.
 
Seriously though, subjugating a woman to Billy Joel would be like walking up to a female on the streets who is a stranger and saying Hey baby, wanna fuck? Hahahaha.
 
Any woman with an ounce of self-worth wouldn't touch a guy who would snog her to Billy Joel.

Such tripe.

Have you even tried it?

Until you have you won't know, that list makes panties fall down without hands
 
Seriously though, subjugating a woman to Billy Joel would be like walking up to a female on the streets who is a stranger and saying Hey baby, wanna fuck? Hahahaha.

That's actually worked for me in the past :D
 
Have you even tried it?

Until you have you won't know, that list makes panties fall down without hands

No.

I don't need music to make womens panties fall off.

And if I did, I'd give them music that is pleasurable, instead of feeling like they are being waterboarding.

Plus if a woman was turned on by Billy Joel, I'd politely call her a cab and tell her to go home.
 
That's actually worked for me in the past :D

Yeah, you have the looks of a douche that would try such a thing.

Probably high-fived your frat brothers afterwards as well. Stay classy, dude!
 
No.

I don't need music to make womens panties fall off.

And if I did, I'd give them music that is pleasurable, instead of feeling like they are being waterboarding.

Plus if a woman was turned on by Billy Joel, I'd politely call her a cab and tell her to go home.

That's because your just gods gift aren't you :rolleyes:
 
Seriously though, subjugating a woman to Billy Joel would be like walking up to a female on the streets who is a stranger and saying Hey baby, wanna fuck? Hahahaha.

Actually the real Billy Joel was known to have quite a heavy hand.


n e ways, not sure what "snogtime" really means. The music that makes me personally feel like humping is stuff with a sleezy groove like Beefheart "Crazy Little Thing", ZZ Top "Jesus Just Left Chicago" or a lot of soca, or jams like RDX "Jump".
 
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