whats it taste like?

gamer9643

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okay dont laugh but i have a question and I'm asking here because in order for you guys to be good authors you would have to know this, maybe.

what does a pussy taste like?:)

I'm curious and want to know and i just cant aproach a girl and ask if i can eat her out, and since i've struck out quite a bit lately i figured I'll just ask.

so whats it taste like?
 
that's like trying to explain what an orgasm feels like... you can approximate, but you can't really tell someone fully enough...

and there is the factor that all women are different, and have slightly different smells and tastes...

perhaps someone here can do it justice... !
 
Taste varries, from woman to woman. It also varries inthe same woman, depending on time of month, her diet, medication she is taking.

There really is no answer, because no two women taste the same.

As far as writing goes, it's difficult to find the words even if you can clearly remember the last woman you had oral sex with.
 
SelenaKittyn said:
that's like trying to explain what an orgasm feels like... you can approximate, but you can't really tell someone fully enough...

and there is the factor that all women are different, and have slightly different smells and tastes...

perhaps someone here can do it justice... !
What she said!
 
ok
i've heard many say it tastes like honey, others say salt water, others say fish, (blah) i hate fish.

let me refrase my question then. does it taste good? is there a time where it's so rancid it can make your facce pucker up like you just took a swig of year old milk. or is it in general a pleasurable taste.
 
gamer9643 said:
ok
i've heard many say it tastes like honey, others say salt water, others say fish, (blah) i hate fish.

let me refrase my question then. does it taste good? is there a time where it's so rancid it can make your facce pucker up like you just took a swig of year old milk. or is it in general a pleasurable taste.
It will depend on how long it has been since the woman bathed. I rather have a freshly washed one than a week old one. :eek:
 
does it taste good?

some say it's an acquired taste... which is probably true, in some regard... we start associating it with sexual arousal over time, and so it becomes an exciting smell/taste...

my suggestion would be to get clean before you do it... take a shower together... that gives you the best chances of liking the taste... most people object to the taste more if there are... hygiene issues...

if she has pubic hair, the taste and smell will be stronger... a shaved pussy retains less odor...

it doesn't really, literally taste like honey, and it doesn't really taste like fish either... (although the smell can be sort of similar if she's unwashed for a while)...
 
gamer9643 said:
ok
i've heard many say it tastes like honey, others say salt water, others say fish, (blah) i hate fish.

let me refrase my question then. does it taste good? is there a time where it's so rancid it can make your facce pucker up like you just took a swig of year old milk. or is it in general a pleasurable taste.

In general then, the taste is earthy.

You will get a salty over flavor if your partner is sweating or has been, so if you pick your girl up after aerobics class and get down to it in the back seat of the car, you might get a stronger salt overtone.

If your GF is nearing her period or has just had it, there may be adull, flat, metallic undertone.

If her diet changes suddenly, you may note a change in flavor. This varries with what changes she has made.

A certain kind of drug, in my experience sulfur based are the worst, may impart a bitter edge.

In gneeral, if she practices a modicum of good hygene it won't taste rancid or sour, but some drugs and certain diets can make the flavor strong and somewhat disagreeable.

Edited to Add: I had an indian GF once, indian as in subcontinent. There wasn't a problem, but for at least two or three days after she returned from trips back home we refrained becaus esomething in her diet back home left a very strong bitter undertone that I couldn't take.
 
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I had a girl friend that taste exactly like roast beef and gravy. No, I'm not kidding!
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Edited to Add: I had an indian GF once, indian as in subcontinent. There wasn't a problem, but for at least two or three days after she returned from trips back home we refrained becaus esomething in her diet back home left a very strong bitter undertone that I couldn't take.

It might be garlic. Heavy amounts of garlic or onions can have a pronounced effect on either gender. I'm given to understand that asparagus can also have that effect, but I haven't experienced it personally.

(Insert obligatory joke about things being a matter of individual taste.)
 
BlackShanglan said:
It might be garlic. Heavy amounts of garlic or onions can have a pronounced effect on either gender. I'm given to understand that asparagus can also have that effect, but I haven't experienced it personally.

(Insert obligatory joke about things being a matter of individual taste.)

I've heard the same about pineapple juice - making either gender sweeter.

(I refrained from the joke - being nice ;) )
 
cloudy said:
I've heard the same about pineapple juice - making either gender sweeter.

(I refrained from the joke - being nice ;) )
Celery is also supposed to produce a pleasant taste in either gender!
 
gamer9643 said:
okay dont laugh but i have a question and I'm asking here because in order for you guys to be good authors you would have to know this, maybe.

what does a pussy taste like?:)

I'm curious and want to know and i just cant aproach a girl and ask if i can eat her out, and since i've struck out quite a bit lately i figured I'll just ask.

so whats it taste like?
People in AH don't laugh at other people for asking honest questions and seeking information that they are finding hard to get on their own, baby. Everyone in here is very carring an sensitive to other's feelings. At least, that's been my experience. I never fear asking what seems a stupid or embarassing question around here.
As a generalization, of course, I would answer "If it's clean, ocean water combined with her own unique scent/body flavor. If it's not clean, rather like tuna right out of the can."

BlackShanglan said:
It might be garlic. Heavy amounts of garlic or onions can have a pronounced effect on either gender. I'm given to understand that asparagus can also have that effect, but I haven't experienced it personally.

(Insert obligatory joke about things being a matter of individual taste.)
Mmmm...garlic and onion, Shangy...lol :catroar: :D
 
Tom Collins said:
Mmmm...garlic and onion, Shangy...lol :catroar: :D

*grin* Well, I do have quite a weakness for those - but following the posts above, perhaps it will be the pineapple juice and celery diet for me. Anything to improve one's odds ...
 
BlackShanglan said:
*grin* Well, I do have quite a weakness for those - but following the posts above, perhaps it will be the pineapple juice and celery diet for me. Anything to improve one's odds ...

Low-carb has an effect, too. *wink*
 
SelenaKittyn said:
it doesn't really, literally taste like honey, and it doesn't really taste like fish either... (although the smell can be sort of similar if she's unwashed for a while)...

Or if she has a yeast infection.
 
BlackShanglan said:
(Insert obligatory joke about things being a matter of individual taste.)

i rather like it when you insert things. :devil: *wiggling eyebrows lasciviously*


pussy
hrm... ive had it once or twice. depends on what you're cooking it in. are we trading recipes?
 
vella_ms said:
i rather like it when you insert things. :devil: *wiggling eyebrows lasciviously*

Ooooh. Does this mean I can scratch the word "innocent" from my description of your humor? I would so like to. ;)
 
Tuna

It is commonly said that a woman tastes/smells like tuna. I'm sure that myth has some factual basis, but it varies from woman to woman. A guy I work with claims he once went down on a woman that tasted like pizza (no, I didn't inquire which toppings were on the pizza...but I suspect anchovies may have been one of them). In my experience salt seems to be in the mix, but to nail down one flavor for all is unrealistic.
 
BlackShanglan said:
Ooooh. Does this mean I can scratch the word "innocent" from my description of your humor? I would so like to. ;)
no, please don't. i like the fascade. besides, it makes me feel like im rather mysterious...for today. tomorrow we can strike innocent from your description and we'll move on to another delightful adjective. :kiss:
 
Most vagina's have a musky earthy type of smell to them and taste like plain yogurt
 
femininity said:
Most vagina's have a musky earthy type of smell to them and taste like plain yogurt
Yeast infection?
actually, that's kind of close, seeing as it's a protein product. NOt sour, though! It might be remeinescent of dairy, and as a bunch of people have pointed out, it will change depending on what she's been eating

(Meat USED to do that too, you know- a cow that had gotten into onion grass would taste like onions. We eat grain-fed beef now, and the flavor doesn't change.)
 
Stella_Omega said:
Yeast infection?
actually, that's kind of close, seeing as it's a protein product. NOt sour, though! It might be remeinescent of dairy, and as a bunch of people have pointed out, it will change depending on what she's been eating

(Meat USED to do that too, you know- a cow that had gotten into onion grass would taste like onions. We eat grain-fed beef now, and the flavor doesn't change.)

Not yeast infection. Pussy. If she has an infection i would not go down on her :p
 
Leaps in. :D
The closest I've found is peach juice!
Honestly. :eek:
Canned peach juice.

That's maybe why I like going down on her.

Probably why I think of sex when I eat canned peaches. :D
 
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