Niffer
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What's In Your Man Juice?
the content, calories & taste of 'ur spunk
At about age 12, men begin producing sperm. The amount of sperm produced per ejaculation is measures one or two teaspoons. The average number of individual sperm per ejaculation is unbelievable around 300-400 million. However only 5% of the ejaculate consists of sperm. The number of calories per teaspoon of sperm tops out about 15. The average number of times a man will masturbate in his lifetime ranges from 2,000 to 20,000 and the average age lifetime amount of ejaculate a man will produce measures approximately 14 gallons. And we hope you are sitting for this one. The average speed of a typical ejaculation is a whopping 28 miles per hour. Now you know why you shot your spunk so far up the wall.
Your spunk itself is a potent brew of at least 30 ingredients. Arranged alphabetically, they are: Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12 and zinc.
Spermatozoa are produced in a man's testes, and the head of an individual spermatozoon is flat and shaped like an almond, measuring four to five microns in length and two to three microns in width (there are about 25,000 microns to an inch). The head of an individual sperm contains chromosomes, the ingredients responsible for transmitting your specific genetic blueprints. In each of your body cells, there are 46 chromosomes that are responsible for determining physical characteristics like hair and eye color. Each spermatozoa carries 23 of those necessary chromosomes (as well as the X or Y chromosome that determines gender), the remaining 23 are found in a woman's ovum. The two meet and before you know it, a new life is created.
Ok! Have you had enough with the science? Let’s talk about the kinky stuff. An episode of last season’s HBO’s Sex and the City saw good-humored slut, Samantha complaining that her current sextoy had “funky-tasting spunk.” So the big question is can you change the taste of your man juice? In short, yes and no. The saying you are what you eat is very true in this context.
Evidence suggests that men who chow down regularly on burgers and steaks have a lesser sweet-tasting sperm than vegetarians. Also, heavy smokers and imbibers also spurt foul spunk. Diary products and asparagus are the two top offenders for contributing to funky spunk. Coffee, chocolate, onion, chicken, garlic and cauliflower are among the many products also believed to lend a foul-bitter- sour-chunky texture and taste to your spunk. The foodstuffs believed to improve its taste and consistency include lots and lots of water, a hearty helping of fruits (apples, plums, pineapples, oranges, lemons), cilantro, stalk celery, spearmint, green tea and peppermint to name a few.
On a more serious note, however, you should not forget that your man juice (along with blood and pre cum/‘precome’) is known to carry the HIV virus. If you gulp down the semen of someone who is HIV-positive, you put yourself at high risk for contracting the disease. Giving head without a condom is not risk-free, although it is certainly safer than unprotected sex. There is less HIV in precome than in semen, but nobody knows exactly how much is too much. Oral sex can also spread other STDs such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, and genital warts. What’s the doctor’s recommendation? Use a condom when giving head. Contraction of HIV through oral sex can be reduced by not brushing or flossing your teeth immediately before or after oral sex, and by making sure there are no bleeding cuts or open wounds, such as canker sores, in your mouth before you give head.
the content, calories & taste of 'ur spunk
At about age 12, men begin producing sperm. The amount of sperm produced per ejaculation is measures one or two teaspoons. The average number of individual sperm per ejaculation is unbelievable around 300-400 million. However only 5% of the ejaculate consists of sperm. The number of calories per teaspoon of sperm tops out about 15. The average number of times a man will masturbate in his lifetime ranges from 2,000 to 20,000 and the average age lifetime amount of ejaculate a man will produce measures approximately 14 gallons. And we hope you are sitting for this one. The average speed of a typical ejaculation is a whopping 28 miles per hour. Now you know why you shot your spunk so far up the wall.
Your spunk itself is a potent brew of at least 30 ingredients. Arranged alphabetically, they are: Aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12 and zinc.
Spermatozoa are produced in a man's testes, and the head of an individual spermatozoon is flat and shaped like an almond, measuring four to five microns in length and two to three microns in width (there are about 25,000 microns to an inch). The head of an individual sperm contains chromosomes, the ingredients responsible for transmitting your specific genetic blueprints. In each of your body cells, there are 46 chromosomes that are responsible for determining physical characteristics like hair and eye color. Each spermatozoa carries 23 of those necessary chromosomes (as well as the X or Y chromosome that determines gender), the remaining 23 are found in a woman's ovum. The two meet and before you know it, a new life is created.
Ok! Have you had enough with the science? Let’s talk about the kinky stuff. An episode of last season’s HBO’s Sex and the City saw good-humored slut, Samantha complaining that her current sextoy had “funky-tasting spunk.” So the big question is can you change the taste of your man juice? In short, yes and no. The saying you are what you eat is very true in this context.
Evidence suggests that men who chow down regularly on burgers and steaks have a lesser sweet-tasting sperm than vegetarians. Also, heavy smokers and imbibers also spurt foul spunk. Diary products and asparagus are the two top offenders for contributing to funky spunk. Coffee, chocolate, onion, chicken, garlic and cauliflower are among the many products also believed to lend a foul-bitter- sour-chunky texture and taste to your spunk. The foodstuffs believed to improve its taste and consistency include lots and lots of water, a hearty helping of fruits (apples, plums, pineapples, oranges, lemons), cilantro, stalk celery, spearmint, green tea and peppermint to name a few.
On a more serious note, however, you should not forget that your man juice (along with blood and pre cum/‘precome’) is known to carry the HIV virus. If you gulp down the semen of someone who is HIV-positive, you put yourself at high risk for contracting the disease. Giving head without a condom is not risk-free, although it is certainly safer than unprotected sex. There is less HIV in precome than in semen, but nobody knows exactly how much is too much. Oral sex can also spread other STDs such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, and genital warts. What’s the doctor’s recommendation? Use a condom when giving head. Contraction of HIV through oral sex can be reduced by not brushing or flossing your teeth immediately before or after oral sex, and by making sure there are no bleeding cuts or open wounds, such as canker sores, in your mouth before you give head.
