What's in a Name?

[xssve]

Thought a bunch of erotica writers might find this useful:

According to statistics, if there is a girl in your office named Chantelle and you ask her out for drinks, she will let you put your penis in her.

In Britain, 4,000 people were asked what name would be the mostly likely to engage on first date or casual sex. Chantelle was the ... uh, winner?

Woman were also asked what would be the name of a chap that would most likely try to got for it on the first date. The answer: Dave.

Chantelle Will Have Sex With You

This only appears to apply to the UK however, in America, Chantelle will almost certainly be Black and mostly into Black guys, so, only useful if you're Black.

There are no men named Callum here.

 

[lance gt]

Thought a bunch of erotica writers might find this useful:


Chantelle Will Have Sex With You

This only appears to apply to the UK however, in America, Chantelle will almost certainly be Black and mostly into Black guys, so, only useful if you're Black.

There are no men named Callum here.

Unless you go to Quebec. Chantelle, Chantal is a popular name for girls there. Met four named that when I live there. All white.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The male sex organ is named after me, JOHNSON.

The Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer prize, nuthin compares to the singular honor of representing what all men cherish most, their Johnson.

 

[lance gt]

The male sex organ is named after me, JOHNSON.

The Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer prize, nuthin compares to the singular honor of representing what all men cherish most, their Johnson.

Yes James, we've already estabished the fact you're a dick.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Lessee, LANCE is associated with boils, spear-chuckers, and nuts.

 

[lance gt]

Lessee, LANCE is associated with boils, spear-chuckers, and nuts.

Nuts? spear-chuckers I can almost understand.
Golly gee Jimmy, why do you gotta call me names and stuff? Didn't your Mom tell you it wasn't nice to do and God would be sad if you did it? Are you a Christian, Jimmy? My Mom, Stella, said I can't play with Christians. They're mean.

 

[sadangel]

Nuts? spear-chuckers I can almost understand.
Golly gee Jimmy, why do you gotta call me names and stuff? Didn't your Mom tell you it wasn't nice to do and God would be sad if you did it? Are you a Christian, Jimmy? My Mom, Stella, said I can't play with Christians. They're mean.

Snerks at the last line. Priceless!

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Unless you go to Quebec. Chantelle, Chantal is a popular name for girls there. Met four named that when I live there. All white.

I know so many Chantelle's it's crazy. Most are french. And everyone knows french chicks are easy
I'm only part french. Mostly Irish. Only easy if you get me drunk. Then I'm more likely to fight then fuck you

 

[xssve]

Unless you go to Quebec. Chantelle, Chantal is a popular name for girls there. Met four named that when I live there. All white.

Yes, but are they easy?

I'm calling my travel agent anyway, just in case.

 

[lance gt]

I know so many Chantelle's it's crazy. Most are french. And everyone knows french chicks are easy
I'm only part french. Mostly Irish. Only easy if you get me drunk. Then I'm more likely to fight then fuck you

Une dozen bieres, sil vous plait, mademoiselle Bianca et moi are getting pissed and vous le vous couche avec moi, c'est soir.

When I show up with two black eyes and a limp, she loved me. just two black eyes, I struck out.

 

[Dianthus]

Yes, but are they easy?

I'm calling my travel agent anyway, just in case.

Go ahead and call. There are enough women named Chantal in Quebec that the odds are in your favour.

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Une dozen bieres, sil vous plait, mademoiselle Bianca et moi are getting pissed and vous le vous couche avec moi, c'est soir.

When I show up with two black eyes and a limp, she loved me. just two black eyes, I struck out.

*grin* Depends on whether or not you try to snatch that last beer

 

[mark197205]

Snerks at the last line. Priceless!

I saw that snerk..

 

[lance gt]

*grin* Depends on whether or not you try to snatch that last beer

In that case, you can have the last three, while I menage you into orbit.