What's For Lunch?

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What's for lunch?




George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take
their order; she is young and very attractive.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the
heart-healthy salad.

"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what
do you want, Mr. President?"

Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and
disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles
and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you.." With that, the waitress
departed in a huff.

Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche.'
 
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