What's beneath those kilts?

[LukkyKnight]

Well, if you're not easily offended, the answer's beneath yon bonnie blushin emoti

 

[PepperminTrish]

Well, I'm not easily offended but I am easily entertained so I clicked ............. it didn't work for me.


Must be my computer ................

Trish

 

[LukkyKnight]

Bummer... it's a link to a wav file. Try copying the link location into your browsers, maybe, or perhaps clicking on this:

http://www.fortunecity.com/village/mardigras/1000/spoofs/scotsman.wav

 

[PepperminTrish]

I got it now ............. I thank you muchly!

 

[Reverie]

Thanks LukkyKnight! That was so cute. I loved it

 

[phrodeau]

Access denied. But I am aware that the only thing a scotsman wears under his kilt is a shadow.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Access denied...

If you know, phodreau, why are you checking?

I suspect we sent the file over fortunecity's traffic limit for the hour, or however often they measure it.

 

[bluespoke]

Silly

There's nothing worn under our kilts.............. it is all in perfect working order!

 

[J.B.]

I always knew there was a reason why I loved the Scots so much. Then again any man who wants to wear a kilt...

 

[bluespoke]

I always knew there was a reason why I loved the Scots so much. Then again any man who wants to wear a kilt...

What could you be suggesting?

 

[J.B.]

What could you be suggesting?

suggesting? I'm flat out saying it. Any man who wants to wear a kilt around me is free to do it!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Men in kilts always fascinated me!

 

[bluespoke]

It's a well known fact that..........

No I mustn't, I've been sworn to secrecy.

The McMafia is a terrible thing!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Jenny, I believe your file will be a bigger success than mine was, at least with the ladies.

 

[J.B.]

Men in kilts always fascinated me!

I love it!

 

[DéjàNu]

Men in kilts always fascinated me!

wow my dream... come behing a guy wearing a kilt, put my hand under it and....


http://www.up-kilt.com/othermen/pics//pierre2.jpg

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Jenny, I believe your file will be a bigger success than mine was, at least with the ladies.

Well, LK...

Sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 words!

 

[J.B.]

Well, LK...

Sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 words!

Amen.
& DéjàNu's pic is telling me something too.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well, at least I raised an interesting topic. ~LOL~

 

[The Squid King]

I always thought the answer to that question was: His Shoes!

 

[bluespoke]

Well, at least I raised an interesting topic. ~LOL~

You did but I have to let you all in on the great Scottish myth.

It's not true!

We all cover up, have you not heard about our weather!

 

[J.B.]

Oh fine!

Kill my fantasies.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Weather? In Scotland? I'm just sure.

You have a problem with wool, don't you, spoke? Fess up.

 

[phrodeau]

Kilts are fair weather gear. Hairy knees on a Scot is a badge of fortitude, meaning he can wear his kilt year-round.

 

[J.B.]

Kilts are fair weather gear. Hairy knees on a Scot is a badge of fortitude, meaning he can wear his kilt year-round.

so... what you're telling me is that I need a hairy Scot?