What's all this bruhaha about lisps?

[Dillinger]

I mean what's the big deal? Some people have lisps. Most don't - but it's not that uncommon. I had quite a pronounced lisp when I was younger - and I still have at least a trace of it.

But I don't get it? Are that many of you talking to each other on bad cell connections that it sounds like everyone has a lisp?

And, even if so, why make such a fuss about it here on the boards.

Its just a lisp.

 

[bluemuse]

Oh.......uh.......nevermind.

bluemuse

 

[Guest]

Th-th-ufferin th-th-uckatash!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Don't say that to my mom, the speech therapist.

 

[Olivianna]

Is there really a fuss about lisps here? What's wrong with finding lisps annoying? It seems that at least half of my graduate department has a lisp, and so I must hear them constantly in seminars.

By the way, is that a walrus in your av?

 

[modest mouse]

Vocalist of the band that named themselves after me has a lisp. It works.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Liv (do people call you that?),

It's a whale.

 

[Olivianna]

Liv (do people call you that?),

It's a whale.

Liv works for me, Ruby. So it's a whale? I can't keep it straight. A whale makes more sense than a walrus - what would a walrus be doing next to a keyboard anyway?

 

[Rhys]

Liv (do people call you that?),

It's a whale.

Thilly me...I tawt tith wath a sperm whale...

ack..what am I saying!

help

 

[lilminx]

I have a slight lisp, I think. I hate it.

 

[TWB]

May 15, 2002 - - WASHINGTON - - Recent studies confirm the main cause of lisps in adults has been caused by the lisper sucking on an extrordinary large Penis. Doctors warn that such activity may cause lisps, as well as jaw numbness.

"It was a link we just had not considered," stated Dr. Dikinlip, a speech pathologist and Medical Doctor. "However, following the relationships of one man, we put 2 and 2 together, and viola! a theory was born."

While licking is ok, the doctors warn that full sucking of such oversized members may cause lisping, jaw numbness, and in severe cases, asphyxiation. Doctors warn that more study is needed.

 

[lilminx]

Damn- does that mean that I should stop sucking Dilly's cock to get rid of my lisp?

 

[Rubyfruit]

...what would a walrus be doing next to a keyboard anyway?

Exactly.

 

[TWB]

Damn- does that mean that I should stop sucking Dilly's cock to get rid of my lisp?

Well, more study is needed. But you should be careful.

 

[Dillinger]

Damn- does that mean that I should stop sucking Dilly's cock to get rid of my lisp?

Nope - it just means that people are just going to have to get used to your lisping.

In fact - I forsee a world where more and more and more people lisp... *weg*

 

[lisalove]

I think people who lisp are cute.

Especially if they say "sweet jesus".

 

[lilminx]

Hey Lisa, I should put that on the audio thread.

 

[Cheyenne]

I have a slight lisp, too. Despite speech therapy as a child. Hmmm... maybe that should have been in the thread about things people don't know about us.

 

[Dillinger]

Any thread will do just fine. They've all become a jumble in my mind anyway.

 

[alildevilish]

It doe not bother me

I dont see why it should. When you talk to me on the phone your gonna have to tell me to speak up about a thousand times. I am very soft spoken and usually this bothers people to...

 

[red_rose]

Re: It doe not bother me

I dont see why it should. When you talk to me on the phone your gonna have to tell me to speak up about a thousand times. I am very soft spoken and usually this bothers people to...

It's her! It's her!

The original lisper.

 

[alildevilish]

Re: Re: It doe not bother me

It's her! It's her!

The original lisper.

OH no now everyone knows my flaws...

 

[Dillinger]

We need a list of lispers.

Or a lisp of listers.

 

[lilminx]

How about a list of lisping Litsters?

 

[Dillinger]

How about a list of laviciously luscious lil lisping Litsters?