Whatever You Do, Don't Let This Happen To You!

[SlickTony]

http://http://www.slate.com/id/2192178

Bob's family was horrified at the idea that his relationship with Dorothy might have become sexual. At his age, they wouldn't have thought it possible. But when Bob's son walked in and saw his dad's 82-year-old girlfriend performing oral sex on his 95-year-old father last December, incredulity turned into full-blown panic. "I didn't know where this was going to end," said the manager of the assisted-living facility where Bob and Dorothy lived. "It was pretty volatile."

This asshole son did everything he could to keep this couple apart, enlisting the liability-fearful nursing home's staff to help him. Eventually Bob was moved to another home. Dorothy lost 21 pounds and had to be hospitalized for dehydration--she nearly wasted away, until she mercifully was able to forget her lover.

You ask me, the son has some serious issues unresolved issues with his father.

http://www.slate.com/id/2174855/

This article, also in Slate, is subtitled: Is it Time to Let the Elderly Have More Sex?"

Let? LET????!!!!

AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Definite issues!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I think he was just jealous!

 

[MagicaPractica]

That's sad. You'd think they'd be entitled to a little privacy and fun at that age. I used to love the BBC show, Waiting for God.

 

[TE999]

The meddling little bastard!

He should have been glad his father was healthy enough to be sexually active. So many poor souls in those facilities are zombies.

Not only do we warehouse our elderly, then we deny them any pleasures they may still desire.

It's a damn shame.

 

[sr71plt]

My guess is that the father was loaded. Why, that little golddigger . . .

 

[starrkers]

Jesus Christ.

Since when did the elderly become children?

What the hell were they worried about? An unplanned pregnancy??

 

[rgraham666]

Humans.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I can tell you one thing-- If my parents end up in a nursing home-- together or as a surviving spouse-- I will damn well make it clear to management that their sex lives are not the staff's business. I fully expect either of them to be having sex until the day they die!

(A few weeks back, my sister called me asking me to drive past their home and check on them; no one had answered the phone.

"Of course not," my mother said; "Your father and I were doing the dirty!")

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I can tell you one thing-- If my parents end up in a nursing home-- together or as a surviving spouse-- I will damn well make it clear to management that their sex lives are not the staff's business. I fully expect either of them to be having sex until the day they die!

(A few weeks back, my sister called me asking me to drive past their home and check on them; no one had answered the phone.

"Of course not," my mother said; "Your father and I were doing the dirty!")

I recall reading last year on Liberator.com that the oldest man with a prescription for Viagra was 99. Now that's a role model.

 

[DesertPirate]

I recall reading last year on Liberator.com that the oldest man with a prescription for Viagra was 99. Now that's a role model.

We should be so lucky

 

[voluptuary_manque]

We should be so lucky

Hey, I have it on good authority that within 10 years, 90 will be the new 50. I gotta stay in shape! There will be a whole world of GILF's out there.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I recall reading last year on Liberator.com that the oldest man with a prescription for Viagra was 99. Now that's a role model.

My dad doesn't need Viagra

Neither did Bob in the story, by the way-- fixed link here and SRplt you were absolutely right-- the son called this old woman a gold digger.