Joe Wordsworth
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Back... what's up?
What'd I Miss?
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gauchecritic
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Things, stuff, the usual.
I'll give a more complete rundown when I come back in from drinking.
I'll give a more complete rundown when I come back in from drinking.
3113
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My God, Joe, where have you been? The things you've missed....Joe Wordsworth said:
*Pure & Amicus finally decided to settle their differences like warriors. They had a nude mud-wrestling match on YouTube. I can't begin to describe how horrific it was....
*Earl got himself a lady. Which caused mass suicide attempts by every heterosexual female on the AH and not a few gay males. Also a couple of Lesbians who didn't want to be left out. I can't begin to describe the triage.
*Elsol finally came out and admitted that he's really Saddam Hussein. He's asking if we might want to donate money to his appeal case. Or, better yet, act as his lawyer. No law degree necessary.
*Jenny_Jackson confessed that she's not a black whore. She's a pimp. She explained to us at length why it's so darn hard to be a pimp, and claimed that the Academy Award for that song belongs to her--or him.
*TheeGoatPig is changing his name to "ThreeGoatPig" to avoid further confusion.
*Zeb wants to have Liar's love child.
*rgraham666 is Canadian.
We really could have used your help over these past weeks. So much has happened!
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And one of the AH girls was revealed to be Paris Hilton. That explained the mis-spellings in many of her stories.
TheeGoatPig
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3113 said:
What? I don't remember ever... What? Someone desrves a spanking... (and it won't be me
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FallingToFly
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- I had a sex change
- No really, I did.
- And then I had it enlarged.
- It really is 18' in diameter and 24' long!
- I need to carry extra bags of blood around just to use it.
- But it's worth it.
Just ask my harem!
no, not really. The only thing that's happened lately is that I came out of the closet. I am Mr. Peanut.
- No really, I did.
- And then I had it enlarged.
- It really is 18' in diameter and 24' long!
- I need to carry extra bags of blood around just to use it.
- But it's worth it.
Just ask my harem!no, not really. The only thing that's happened lately is that I came out of the closet. I am Mr. Peanut.
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FallingToFly said:
You need to stop reading those spam offers.
FallingToFly
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Ted-E-Bare said:You need to stop reading those spam offers.
No Spam! It's all real american beef!
Although, since I had the surgery done in Taiwan, it might not be all that fresh...
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You brag like a guy...but you pay attention to smells...You're a girl!FallingToFly said:No Spam! It's all real american beef!
Although, since I had the surgery done in Taiwan, it might not be all that fresh...
3113
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(whispering to Joe)--FTF's "enhancement" is a "transplant." When you see it...pretend that it matches the rest of her/him. FTF's still sensitive about that.
Oh, and P.S. If you see Shereads...don't stare. Just talk to her as if nothing's changed.
Oh, and P.S. If you see Shereads...don't stare. Just talk to her as if nothing's changed.
Joe Wordsworth
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I've been writing a mad, crazy, nasty huge Thesis. EL got to read it when I got it done. I have to do a defense next week. That's been about all that's fit to print, for me.
English Lady
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Joe Wordsworth said:
It's bloody good too, I read it all in one sitting - this guy is one compelling writer I'll tell ya
What've you missed? Oh, just me dropping ihnts about my book at every opportunity ( proving santa exist is available at phaze now) oh and this thread:
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=479408&page=1&pp=25
Come on in and play, you know you wanna
English Lady
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McKenna said:
You cruel woman -taunting a poor man so!
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McKenna said:I live on the edge of madness. Join me?
I'm right there baby
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Knowing some of the things happening on rural compounds near you, that may be truer than you know.McKenna said:
Joe Wordsworth
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McKenna said:
...oh, damn you, McKenna.
TriggerHippie
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$10 on Pure3113 said:
Earl freaking rocks, lady or not; tho much luck with the lady, Sweetness.
Back off of Elsol ... I like him
Jenny is very interesting. <nods>
<laughing> About "Three" and "Thee" ... wanna offer name-ish stuff.
I want Liar's love child, too.
Rob, is a kewl Canadian. Tho some Canadian's are a bit ... umm, stuff-ish.
Mostly, Joe, you've missed nothing that hasn't happened already. You're good-ish, my pretty.
But hey, I'd like to read the Thesis, too.
Peace,
TH
Edited to add: I want naked McK pics, too.
TheeGoatPig
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TriggerHippie said:<laughing> About "Three" and "Thee" ... wanna offer name-ish stuff.
Why is everyone on about my name today?
Joe Wordsworth
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TheEarl said:
Wait... I thought you were, y'know... Homo the Sexual...
I mean that lovingly, of course.
