What you're NOT doing!

[Sensualdreamer]

So in seeing threads that ask what you ARE doing...and people inevitably put "I'm not..." (missing the thread topic entirely )

I figured I would be a smartass and ask what you're NOT doing...and I know that's a LOT to ask, hell it might even turn into an epic novel of one's life! Anyways, this is a free for all where you can share what you're NOT doing - and it will actually FIT the thread topic! So c'mon inquiring minds wanna know what you're NOT doing!


So...
If you're NOT masturbating...this thread's for you.
If you're NOT having sex...this thread's for you.
If you're NOT cooking dinner...this thread's for you.
If you're NOT listening to music...this thread's for you.
If you're NOT asleep...this thread's for you!

...you get the general idea



(waiting for this thread to crash & burn...but what the hell!)

 

[Malerik]

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[fsa52]

I am not grading my students' papers.

 

[Dan638]

I'm not going to bed yet!

 

[Kuvi_Wildwolf]

Holly sweet mother of baby jeebus I'm not doing any of the things on that list!!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Holly sweet mother of baby jeebus I'm not doing any of the things on that list!!

Damn come to think of it...neither am I

 

[Midnight_Man]

I'm not making love to anyone right now

 

[fsa52]

I'm not reading any of the three books I have started.

 

[Kuvi_Wildwolf]

I'm not making love to anyone right now

I would hope not. If you were you would deserve a *smack* for typing while you were.

 

[Malerik]

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[mikesaysno]

x

I'm not sucking a penis

 

[Midnight_Man]

I would hope not. If you were you would deserve a *smack* for typing while you were.

I agree.

 

[Nina327]

Holly sweet mother of baby jeebus I'm not doing any of the things on that list!!

I'm NOT either...

I'm also ...
NOT talking
NOT moping my floor
NOT orbiting the earth
NOT researching genetic mutations
NOT giving birth
NOT watching TV
NOT eating the chocolate in front of me
NOT globe trekking
NOT vacationing
NOT driving
NOT texting...

hmmm.. i suppose you would like these one at a time huh?

 

[Kuvi_Wildwolf]

I'm not sucking a penis

Well you could go find one.

 

[Douchemoron]

I'm masturbating, having sex, and sleeping, so clearly this thread is not for me.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I'm masturbating, having sex, and sleeping, so clearly this thread is not for me.

You are the man of talents huh?

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I'm NOT having a sex change!