What you'd do to me

[Nomade]

I'm a 5'7 man, average weight. I have a nice uncut dick, a nice virgin ass. I'd like you, man or woman, to write me what you'd do to me or what you'd have me do to you. In other words, this thread is dedicated to how you'd all fuck me, use me. PMs very welcomed. Answer garanteed.

Nomade

 

[mbb308]

Let me see....

I'd beat the stuffing out of you, bind you in duct tape and throw you in the trunk of your car, take your wallet, keys, money, and credit cards, and whatever I wanted out of your house. I'd load the loot in your car, after dumping you under some bushes, and use your cell phone to call your boss and say, "Fuck you - I quit!"

I'll bet you'd feel thoroughly fucked and used after that.

And I'm keeping the potted palm and the cat, too.

Don't worry - I'll feed them both!

 

[Arden]

Let me see....

I'd beat the stuffing out of you, bind you in duct tape and throw you in the trunk of your car, take your wallet, keys, money, and credit cards, and whatever I wanted out of your house. I'd load the loot in your car, after dumping you under some bushes, and use your cell phone to call your boss and say, "Fuck you - I quit!"

I'll bet you'd feel thoroughly fucked and used after that.

And I'm keeping the potted palm and the cat, too.

Don't worry - I'll feed them both!

ROFLMAO... mbb, he may have been serious...

 

[mbb308]

ROFLMAO... mbb, he may have been serious...

I took him quite literally at his word!!! I think that would make me feel fucked and used!!!!

 

[wildrose70]

Oh BTW I'm his #1 desciple.......but he does all the dirty work...I sit and egg him on.....he plans....I watch ....his evil spreads and spreads.....oh yes we do have another convert...and she is willing to do his bidding....and she wears steel belted shit-kicking boots..........
Oh please why do you want to be fucked abused and humilated?? dammmmmmmmmmmm havent' you ever been married

 

[mbb308]

Oh BTW I'm his #1 desciple.......but he does all the dirty work...I sit and egg him on.....he plans....I watch ....his evil spreads and spreads.....oh yes we do have another convert...and she is willing to do his bidding....and she wears steel belted shit-kicking boots..........
Oh please why do you want to be fucked abused and humilated?? dammmmmmmmmmmm havent' you ever been married

Marraige - the greatest evil!!!!

 

[wildrose70]

Marraige - the greatest evil!!!!

lol your the expert dear..your one up on me!!!!

 

[Arden]

Oh BTW I'm his #1 desciple.......but he does all the dirty work...I sit and egg him on.....he plans....I watch ....his evil spreads and spreads.....oh yes we do have another convert...and she is willing to do his bidding....and she wears steel belted shit-kicking boots..........
Oh please why do you want to be fucked abused and humilated?? dammmmmmmmmmmm havent' you ever been married

Oh fuck! I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wildrose70]

Oh fuck! I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!

Well dammmmm this is no fun...where did he go>>>>>.lmao

 

[Nomade]

Weird

Obviously, that is not what I meant. I tought I could find some open minds here. Guess I was wrong...

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Weird

Obviously, that is not what I meant. I tought I could find some open minds here. Guess I was wrong... [/..


take the advice..put this on the personals....this is the Playground....

 

[Cipher]

I'm a 5'7 man, average weight. I have a nice uncut dick, a nice virgin ass. I'd like you, man or woman, to write me what you'd do to me or what you'd have me do to you. In other words, this thread is dedicated to how you'd all fuck me, use me. PMs very welcomed. Answer garanteed.

Nomade

Well, i'm not thrilled on dick..so i can't help you there...BUT i bet you i can fuck you..here's how:

I'd start by rubbing your ass, getting you ready, making you hot...
I'd tie your hands and legs together, blindfold you, bring out my tarantula cage, let them crawl on you. (how's that for erotic) I'd then spread your ass cheeks, take out my 12inch by 4inch black sliver spiked dildo, and push it in roughly..as you screamed in pain, leaving small cuts near your asshole..i'd grab the freshly cut alcohol soaked lemons, and squeeze a bit on those cuts, and leave you lemony and tarantula fresh on the bed..and call in a few of those friends from the office mbb got you fired from, and take off the blindfold, and "wah-lah" if you still feel i haven't fucked you good enough, i'm sure my evil bag of tricks will have something for you

 

[Cipher]

Re: Weird

Obviously, that is not what I meant. I tought I could find some open minds here. Guess I was wrong...

Well they do call this "The Playground"


I'm thinking you should post this add in the "Personals" section..

 

[Arden]

this thread is dedicated to how you'd all fuck me, use me.

Well, you got fucked and used.

In all seriousness, the last reply was correct... place an ad in the Personals... good luck.

 

[KnightWing]

Let me see....

I'd beat the stuffing out of you, bind you in duct tape and throw you in the trunk of your car, take your wallet, keys, money, and credit cards, and whatever I wanted out of your house. I'd load the loot in your car, after dumping you under some bushes, and use your cell phone to call your boss and say, "Fuck you - I quit!"

I'll bet you'd feel thoroughly fucked and used after that.

And I'm keeping the potted palm and the cat, too.

Don't worry - I'll feed them both!

Still ROFLMFAO... Way cool with this one mbb... Tipping my hat to the master!!! Made my day!

 

[Arden]

I liked the stuffing part... that was cute!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: What you'd do to me

Well, i'm not thrilled on dick..so i can't help you there...BUT i bet you i can fuck you..here's how:

I'd start by rubbing your ass, getting you ready, making you hot...
I'd tie your hands and legs together, blindfold you, bring out my tarantula cage, let them crawl on you. (how's that for erotic) I'd then spread your ass cheeks, take out my 12inch by 4inch black sliver spiked dildo, and push it in roughly..as you screamed in pain, leaving small cuts near your asshole..i'd grab the freshly cut alcohol soaked lemons, and squeeze a bit on those cuts, and leave you lemony and tarantula fresh on the bed..and call in a few of those friends from the office mbb got you fired from, and take off the blindfold, and "wah-lah" if you still feel i haven't fucked you good enough, i'm sure my evil bag of tricks will have something for you

ROTFLMFAO

 

[mbb308]

Re: Weird

Obviously, that is not what I meant. I tought I could find some open minds here. Guess I was wrong...

Actually, no, you were not wrong. There are many open-minded and kind spirited people here, and please don't let this miscolor your perception of us.

First, I was wrong. I goofed on your thread because it seemed like the thing to do at the time. I knew what you meant, and I decided to play the wise-ass. It seemed to catch on, and you got ribbed beyond all sense of fun/funny/horsing around.

My intent was not to hurt your feelings. I may be projecting here, but that I how I think I might well feel were I in your shoes. I hope that you can understand the spirit of trying to have fun, even if the results may have turned out completely misguided. In hindsight, I should have left your thread alone. I wish that I had.

I hope that you can accept this apology as a token of my sincere regret for having set you up to be the butt of what appears to be ridicule. That was never my intent.

I shall notify you by e-mail if possible, or PM if not to let you know of this post. I hope, also, that you will come back to Lit, and that you, too, can have fun with the rest of us, who, all in all, are a pretty decent batch of folks.

Once again, I apologize to you - I was wrong.

 

[Batch]

Re: Re: Weird

Actually, no, you were not wrong. There are many open-minded and kind spirited people here, and please don't let this miscolor your perception of us.

First, I was wrong. I goofed on your thread because it seemed like the thing to do at the time. I knew what you meant, and I decided to play the wise-ass. It seemed to catch on, and you got ribbed beyond all sense of fun/funny/horsing around.

My intent was not to hurt your feelings. I may be projecting here, but that I how I think I might well feel were I in your shoes. I hope that you can understand the spirit of trying to have fun, even if the results may have turned out completely misguided. In hindsight, I should have left your thread alone. I wish that I had.

I hope that you can accept this apology as a token of my sincere regret for having set you up to be the butt of what appears to be ridicule. That was never my intent.

I shall notify you by e-mail if possible, or PM if not to let you know of this post. I hope, also, that you will come back to Lit, and that you, too, can have fun with the rest of us, who, all in all, are a pretty decent batch of folks.

Once again, I apologize to you - I was wrong.

a most decent batch of folks, indeed.
Huzza to the Gentle Ruffian Mbb3081

Well written.

 

[mbb308]

Re: Re: Re: Weird

a most decent batch of folks, indeed.
Huzza to the Gentle Ruffian Mbb3081

Well written.

Thanks - I hope he comes back.

I've had better ideas, you know.

 

[Batch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird

Thanks - I hope he comes back.

I've had better ideas, you know.

ohhh
nodding her head in a knowing fashion and grinning
I just bet you did
AYep.

 

[wildrose70]

I'm glad to see you did apologize...because I too thought he got treated pretty badly....as I sat here and remember back to when I first came onto Lit...and how I got ridiculed by some unregistered ...and how so many came to my defense....we aren't here to hurt people....and it is a place where a registered person should be able to speak their mind and not get critized for it....I already pm'd him and apologized....and I'm glad to see you did it too.....restores my faith....in fellow Lit people...there is a fine line between being evil....and making them feel really uncomfortable....

Please dont let this keep you away from Lit....