What would your personal ad look like?

[misstrust]

A friend and i were talking today.. she wanted to know if we were to be completely honest what our personal add would look like. Ive been thinking about it since last night. So I decided to try it out on here. Please read my add and then write your own honest add. Be blunt and direct. Tell us what you truly want.


If I had a personal add right now it would look like this....

Wanted a man to be here long term. Someone who is kind and funny but can be firm and hold his own. Must have a sense of humor and love kids and animals. Must have a job and support himself.

I am a single mother of 2. Kids are part of the package. They are not going anywhere. You will leave before they do. I want someone to spend years with. Someone to learn and grow with. Someone who is not afraid to explore their sexuality and their surroundings. I work full time. I have my own car and house. I dont need you to support me financially. But I would like you to be there for me at the end of a stressful day.

I need a man who has no problem spending a day out window shopping with the kids and I or spending the day at the beach or on a hiking trail. Someone who is good with spending the day at home watching netflix and just hanging out. Then later can lock yourself in the bedroom with me and have your way with me. Someone who can be a family man in the daytime and be my dominant when we are alone together.

I cant stand drama. I cant stand being lied to or cheated on. Understand that I have no problems walking away once that line has be crossed. I am direct and blunt. I am also sarcastic and enjoy being a brat. I love to play and have fun. Im looking for a man between the ages of 30 and 45. I am 33. Im looking for someone who is generally happy. I dont want to spend my days with someone who is a brooding asshole all day long and then expect me to obey you once we are alone. I dont function that way. The better you treat me.. the better I treat you.

So if you are still reading this..send me a message.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Hmmmm...is this an attempted workaround to post a personal on the forum, lol?

 

[PaxNurgle]

If you are looking for advice on how to write a personal ad, I can give you that:

Tell about yourself. Likes, dislikes, interests, hobbies, job status, relationship status. (e.g. recently divorced with kids, divorced no kids, never married, etc.)

If it is a personal ad for a kink-friendly dating site then don't get TOO graphic or specific right away about your kinks, but do mention what you are seeking and your preference (e.g. top/master or mistress or bottom/submissive or slave.) Be specific about what you are looking for- long term relationship, part time partner, casual hookup, or in a BDSM scenario, are you looking for a submissive or dominant play partner, or a 24/7 slave/master relationship? Or, not into kink at all (you posted this in a BDSM forum o I'm assuming you are?)

Use a recent photo that is flattering but not fake, but a recent photo of YOU. (i.e. don't use a photo of you at age 21 if you are really 51, or don't use a picture of someone who looks like Kamala Harris if you don't actually look like Kamala Harris.)

 

[JamieJ424]

My personal ad

My personal ad would read:

Male with control issues seeks female without control issues. Must be able to convincingly pretend to enjoy anal sex, address me as ‘daddy’ in public, and be healthy enough to be dangled from the ceiling in a rope cocoon and beaten like a piñata. No weirdos.

 

[PaxNurgle]

My personal ad would read, "Thread necromancer seeks woman into necromancy of long-dead threads. I am into life and renewal, with a longing to reopen the past. Seeking a major historian, so we can ressurrect long-deceased topics together."

In all seriousness, good luck in your search.