What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[barefootgirl69]

Another popular thread!

Last poster was Wife of Bath...

Turn that computer off and quit closing threads!

 

[vibes]

Another popular thread!

Last poster was Wife of Bath...

Turn that computer off and quit closing threads!

How weird you put shoes on to get into bed

 

[done_got_old]

How weird you put shoes on to get into bed

good morning

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

good morning

Good morning. Where are you from?

 

[done_got_old]

Good morning. Where are you from?

I'm not falling for that.

Do you want coffee?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm not falling for that.

Do you want coffee?

You did NOT get old...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why are you smiling like that?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I'm not falling for that.

Do you want coffee?

You can't blame a guy for trying!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Why are you smiling like that?

You will find out momentarily.

 

[DeckardNYC]

You will find out momentarily.

What's in the glass?

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

What's in the glass?

Good morning babe

 

[DeckardNYC]

Good morning babe

I'm the luckiest man in the world!

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

I'm the luckiest man in the world!

Did you say you was making coffee ?

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Did you say you was making coffee ?

Come to me...

 

[Firecracker]

Good morning ....

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Good morning ....

Fancy going shopping later ?

 

[scsoutherngent]

Good morning ....

Would you like a light.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Good morning ....

This...

 

[Taegul]

Keep that damn razor away from me!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Keep that damn razor away from me!

Say, "fuck dude, that was some party, sorry I passed out on your floor!"

 

[Jada59]

Say, "fuck dude, that was some party, sorry I passed out on your floor!"

Did I forget to lock the door again?

 

[SuperSissy]

Did I forget to lock the door again?

Well hellooooooooo gorgeous!

 

[Taegul]

No, I'm not discounting your rent. Nice try though.

 

[alwaysaway]

No, I'm not discounting your rent. Nice try though.

Why does your hair smell like pee?

 

[Taegul]

Why does your hair smell like pee?

Stupid Animal Planet...