What Would You Rather Thow at Shanglan?

[Guest]

A particular thread of conversation in which things being thrown at the Equine One by various admirers was mentioned (by Shanglan, not by me) made me ponder this little question....

If you could throw any of the items on the poll list at Shanglan, which would you chose?


(This is all for making the Horsie Laugh. I love Horse Laughs).

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Where is the poll list?

Moo has no patience! Genius takes time, and outright blithering silliness takes even longer!

 

[neonlyte]

Where is the poll list?

She's thrown it at the horsie.

 

[arienette]

Small furry animals - Like guinea pigs!

 

[cloudy]

I voted for the whip, however, I have a nice crop handy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

She's thrown it at the horsie.

*laugh* Wonderful.

Thank you very humbly, Malachite. It's lovely to have a good laugh.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I voted for the whip, however, I have a nice crop handy.

God bless you and keep you, and not too far away from me either.

 

[chris 44]

Before commiting myself, I need to know the following

1. what kind of oil.
2. how small is a small furry animal? Are we talking African Banded Pygmy Voles here, or the slightly less common Fluffy Hippopotamus?
3. do you really imagine I'd consider hurling any sort of kisses at Shang's backside, let alone cnocolate ones?
4. How long and flexible is the whip tip?
5. What can possibly be too embarrassingly intimate to mention on Lit?
6. Must the chosen object be hurled directly at Shang, or can it be tossed gently in his general direction?

If you want your polls to be taken seriously, please give a little more thought to the standard of questions.

 

[Guest]

Before commiting myself, I need to know the following

1. what kind of oil.
2. how small is a small furry animal? Are we talking African Banded Pygmy Voles here, or the slightly less common Fluffy Hippopotamus?
3. do you really imagine I'd consider hurling any sort of kisses at Shang's backside, let alone cnocolate ones?
4. How long and flexible is the whip tip?
5. What can possibly be too embarrassingly intimate to mention on Lit?
6. Must the chosen object be hurled directly at Shang, or can it be tossed gently in his general direction?

If you want your polls to be taken seriously, please give a little more thought to the standard of questions.

I'll have you know I gave great and careful thought to each -- but you are only allowed a max of 10 choices, so I was FORCED by CIRCUMSTANCE to generalize.

All are your choice. You may imagine what oil or animals best suited to give you that special little tingle

And I see no reason for you not to throw kisses at any part of Shanglan, much less the ungenderized hindquarters. I'm certain it wouldn't be your first time

 

[Liar]

Hay, sugarcubes and stuff. I heard that horsies like that.

Or , does horsies like ?

 

[zeb1094]

I just happen to have two pics of Shang, one when he was nothing but a pup and another of him in action when someone else threw a small furry thing at him.

 

[chris 44]

I'll have you know I gave great and careful thought to each -- but you are only allowed a max of 10 choices, so I was FORCED by CIRCUMSTANCE to generalize.

All are your choice. You may imagine what oil or animals best suited to give you that special little tingle

And I see no reason for you not to throw kisses at any part of Shanglan, much less the ungenderized hindquarters. I'm certain it wouldn't be your first time

Okay, after giving the matter my consideration for a full four seconds, I've accepted your advice and gone for the kisses, oil and small furry animals don't go together too well, the little blighters slip out of your hand unless you throw them very slowly

 

[FallingToFly]

I just happen to have two pics of Shang, one when he was nothing but a pup and another of him in action when someone else threw a small furry thing at him.

:O Shang!! How could you!!! *takes back the small kitten she was going to toss and trades it out for Chihuahuas* You missed!!! *hurls the yapping beasties*

 

[Aurora Black]

You forgot about carrots and apples, so I had to choose oats.

 

[Guest]

You forgot about carrots and apples, so I had to choose oats.

Well, those might count as very small pebbles that float on water....technically, that is

(I needed more choices. Dratted poll rules!)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I voted. . .

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hay, sugarcubes and stuff. I heard that horsies like that.

Or , does horsies like ?

Of every variety and description.

 

[BlackShanglan]

:O Shang!! How could you!!! *takes back the small kitten she was going to toss and trades it out for Chihuahuas* You missed!!! *hurls the yapping beasties*

Gah! Not the Chihuahuas! *shudder*

Hey, I was being nice in that photo. I was just, um ... trying to pet it ...

Shanglan

 

[Aurora Black]

Well, those might count as very small pebbles that float on water....technically, that is

(I needed more choices. Dratted poll rules!)

I went with the most nutricious and delicious choice, I think.

 

[zeb1094]

Gah! Not the Chihuahuas! *shudder*

Hey, I was being nice in that photo. I was just, um ... trying to pet it ...

Shanglan

*snark*

 

[neonlyte]

And I see no reason for you not to throw kisses at any part of Shanglan, much less the ungenderized hindquarters. I'm certain it wouldn't be your first time

Yes, the ungenderized hindquarters do it for me every time

I'll stick to oats and kisses

 

[Honey123]

Come on, Shang...what do you think I chose????

 

[chris 44]

Gah! Not the Chihuahuas! *shudder*

Hey, I was being nice in that photo. I was just, um ... trying to pet it ...

Shanglan

Internally of course...

 

[Guest]

Money.

I've ten bucks on Shang in the fourth at Pimlico.