What would you make a man do?

[BBJangler]

Hey ladies, us guys are always asking you to do nasty stuff like drive naked, masturbate in a hotel window, fuck our friends... What would you make us do if you were in control and we had to do it?

 

[Trimjob69]

Hey ladies, us guys are always asking you to do nasty stuff like drive naked, masturbate in a hotel window, fuck our friends... What would you make us do if you were in control and we had to do it?

I always thought they were in control.

 

[HollySucks]

Tidy the house? Just a guess.

 

[Verycurious18]

Suck on my toes after a long day, mmm !

 

[jilly001]

I need an oil change..

 

[L8tnIt]

C'mon guys... like you didn't see this coming?

I have been told to change the loaded diaper.

 

[marriedpervs]

Well, after you've mown the lawns, walked the dog, vacuumed the pool and prepared dinner......I would have you lay down, push your tongue upwards, and then lap and flicker my clit until I come, writhing all over your face............before walking off to the shower to freshen up.

 

[BareBackRider2]

Well, after you've mown the lawns, walked the dog, vacuumed the pool and prepared dinner......I would have you lay down, push your tongue upwards, and then lap and flicker my clit until I come, writhing all over your face............before walking off to the shower to freshen up.

Please pick me

 

[marriedpervs]

Please pick me

LOL........ooooh, ok!!

 

[MyRubiLips]

What would you make a man do?

The dishes.

 

[TheLM]

In every single one of these topics women make snarky posts about just wanting their men to fix their cars, mow the lawns, etc

And I just chuckle.

Apparently they married men who either cannot or will not do the above. Yikes.

 

[Erosfan]

Hey ladies, us guys are always asking you to do nasty stuff like drive naked, masturbate in a hotel window, fuck our friends... What would you make us do if you were in control and we had to do it?

Looks like no one is taking you seriously so I will respond.
I've been driven around naked by my fully clothed SO. I've been jerked off while driving, day time as well as at night.
I've been instructed to jerk off and make myself cum while driving.
These were some really exciting times, they were just not very often.

 

[Eilan]

I think I'd want a guy to be a human coffee table. He'd be naked on his hands and knees in my living room holding plates of snacks while I entertained my friends. We'd ignore him unless we were making fun of his small cock and his inability to please a woman.

 

[pensivepoet]

Well, after you've mown the lawns, walked the dog, vacuumed the pool and prepared dinner......I would have you lay down, push your tongue upwards, and then lap and flicker my clit until I come, writhing all over your face............before walking off to the shower to freshen up.

Lawns? There's more than one?
Do i at least get a riding mower?

 

[pensivepoet]

I think I'd want a guy to be a human coffee table. He'd be naked on his hands and knees in my living room holding plates of snacks while I entertained my friends. We'd ignore him unless we were making fun of his small cock and his inability to please a woman.

Sign me up for this one, please
Right up my alley~so to say

 

[Erosfan]

I think I'd want a guy to be a human coffee table. He'd be naked on his hands and knees in my living room holding plates of snacks while I entertained my friends. We'd ignore him unless we were making fun of his small cock and his inability to please a woman.

Sounds like fun.

 

[Erochic]

Haha... That's a question I can answer easily - because I like to be in control.

And basically I like to tease and control, take my pleasure as *I* want it.
I want to be pampered, meal, massage, chocolates, lots of oral sex - be aggressive.... use a man as my sex toy .... Have multiple orgasms while he is aching... And then get him to fuck me just the way I want it

And sometimes I want to tie him up

 

[Erosfan]

Haha... That's a question I can answer easily - because I like to be in control.

And basically I like to tease and control, take my pleasure as *I* want it.
I want to be pampered, meal, massage, chocolates, lots of oral sex - be aggressive.... use a man as my sex toy .... Have multiple orgasms while he is aching... And then get him to fuck me just the way I want it

And sometimes I want to tie him up

You sound like fun!

 

[betabrad]

I think I'd want a guy to be a human coffee table. He'd be naked on his hands and knees in my living room holding plates of snacks while I entertained my friends. We'd ignore him unless we were making fun of his small cock and his inability to please a woman.

Yep, I admit, this is the best way for me to please a woman. But in my fantasies a woman locks up my cock in chastity and dresses me as a French maid and has me serve ( and service) her friends , both men and women.

 

[HenryLyon]

Tidy the house? Just a guess.

Yes but wearing what?

 

[willingtobeused]

Suck on my toes after a long day, mmm !

I would gladly do that for you

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

I think I'd want a guy to be a human coffee table. He'd be naked on his hands and knees in my living room holding plates of snacks while I entertained my friends. We'd ignore him unless we were making fun of his small cock and his inability to please a woman.

Nice oh yes

 

[someguy992]

I think you will have guys lining up for this..

 

[BareBackRider2]

LOL........ooooh, ok!!

Mmmmmmmm I can't wait till you see all the chores are done. My face is at your service

 

[pickpocketlady]

Jacking him off with my feet (or hand) under the table in a fancy restaurant, or at Thanksgiving dinner, all while not showing anything on his face. And if he failed, well you can imagine.