what would you do to this?

LiFeNdEaTh

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Propose marriage, buy an expensive house, serve her breakfast in bed, get the prenup nailed down with my attorney.
 
First, make sure it isn't a she-male, given what posters post around here.

Then make her dye her hair brunette.

Make her clean the house and cut the grass.

Make me a steak and beer.

Then have her blow me while I watch Dexter.
 
I'd give it a good scrubbing...no telling what that couch has been through.
 
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