What would you do if your son turned out to be the literal antichrist?

[Mike_Yates]

What would be your thoughts and course of action of you discovered that your son turned out to be the literal antichrist?

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[Super-Surprise]

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[MrRandyWatson]

First I'd look stunned and probably repeat "This Bible shit's REAL?!" about 478 times until I got my head on straight.

Then I'd go find my buddy who's a mechanic and zombie hunter and go to war on his side. Because from what I've read in various religious texts, the guy on the other side is kind of a dick.

 

[great lover]

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Where did you find this gif?

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

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[Mello_SixtyNine]

What would be your thoughts and course of action of you discovered that your son turned out to be the literal antichrist?

http://talktoislam.com/?qa=blob&qa_blobid=12396612855930266063

That would explain why he keeps posting the same shit about Heathyr Hoffman on the Literotica boards.

 

[Hypoxia]

What would you do if your daughter turned out to be the literal Easter Bunny? And fucked like one?

What would you do if your mother turned out to be the literal Whore Of Babylon? And didn't charge much?

What would you do if your son turned out to be the literal Kokopeli, complete with hunchback and trickster powers?

What would you do if your big toes both grew eyeballs and mouths, and criticized your sexual technique?

Just a few things to consider.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd be shocked, I don't have any offspring. Secondly, I'd see if he could pay off my bills and set me up in a little house in Hawaii.

 

[Hard_Rom]

If they ever want to put your credit card, bank card, id card on a chip and implant it in your hand for scanning ease, DON"T. You will feel God's wrath!

http://www.markbeast.com/

Don’t get the mark of the beast

If you worship the beast and receive his mark you will receive the complete wrath of God. The book of Revelation in the Bible gives us this strong warning:

“If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath.” Revelation 14:9,10

If you get the mark of the beast God’s complete wrath will be poured out on you.

Mark is required

“He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.” Revelation 13:16-17

When you are required by law to get the mark of the beast and when you can’t buy or sell without it how will you live?

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

It's really a kind of interesting question. Much like wondering how the parents of serial killers and mass murderers must feel. Or Carol in Walking Dead when she had to kill the young girl because she was so bad.
Fun things to think about but ultimately not much will come of it because nobody has any idea what they would actually do.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

When you are required by law to get the mark of the beast and when you can’t buy or sell without it how will you live?

OMG! That would be the death of American Capitalism! We'd have to just exchange things on a black market and the economy would collapse!

Good job this bible shit is just a load of old bollocks, swallowed up by ignorant people afraid of their own shadow.

There is no god, there is no anti-christ, there is no heaven, there is no hell.

Now quit worrying and live.

 

[Hard_Rom]

A Muslim poet once wrote:

Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise!
One thing at least is certain--This Life flies:
One thing is certain and the rest is Lies;
The Flower that once is blown for ever dies.

Omar Khayyam

 

[PoppingTom]

Does he really mean "literal" ? Not "liberal" ?