What would you do if you had this to play with?

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

OMG! I wouldn't do anything with it, I would run the other way scared to death that guy might catch me. That just CAN'T be real! Ouch!

Okay, people. I am not the only one who looked at this thread- why aren't any of you answering the question?

[Edited by Cheyenne on 10-04-2000 at 02:58 PM]

 

[Guest]

You would be surprised!

 

[Merelan]

Is that Carl?
Truthfully? I would run. Besides, what guy wants a woman who has had that?

 

[R Nitelight]

That little thing? I'd be embarrassed to show my face in public.

[Edited by R Nitelight on 10-04-2000 at 03:05 PM]

 

[Guest]

OMG! I thought all women wanted a well hung guy?

 

[Thumper]

FYI

The vagina can stretch to allow passage of a full term baby and then return to it's original size(tightness). While I..er that guy is rather big I would guess he isn't as big around as a 6 lb baby...

Damnit Siren who said you could post my picture? LOL
*tongue lodged firmly and deeply in cheek*

 

[Bobtoad777]

well if that was you Lucious Lioness and that was me, I hope we could do it as long and often as possible

 

[Deborah]

You better get this pic off here now! Slut_boy 'er girl said he/she didn't want Ramlick to recognize him/her.

 

[Weird Harold]

[BI was just wondering.... if you had the chance to have what you see above, what would you do with it? And how much, how often, and how many times?[/B]

Once I got over my inferiority complex, I think I'd join in. She looks very edible, and after the guy passed out from oxygen deprivation (can't have enough blood to service that monster and his brain both for very long <G>) I'd have her to myself.

 

[Curious Guy]

Damn Luscious

Now we all know what caused those tongue trails / stretchmarks. J/K, damn.

 

[OUTSIDER]

If I was the girl I'd have tears in my eye's, if I was the guy I'd have errr.....? tears in my eye's.

 

[Latina]

Who says I DON'T have this to play with?

Seriously, measured my man at 8" long x 2" across, plenty big enough for me--see for yourself at:

http://harderstuff.com/images/illustratedstories/latina0818011.jpg

http://harderstuff.com/images/illustratedstories/latina0818013.jpg

OK, what I can I say, I am a very ORALLY-oriented person. One of my hobbies is baking and it's all about taste and texture in your mouth (and now I'm not necessarily talking about cakes any more).

And no more flames from doubting Thomases/Thomasinas who don't believe these two photos are us. I know that they are and that's all that matters.

Heard that the biggest ever measured was 13.5 inches long, sounds PAINFUL. A friend says her husband measures-in at 10", her claim about that was the inspiration for the villain "W" in my Jane Bond spy-story series (written in 14 parts). Surveyed 14 women on the web about size a couple of years ago, their responses were interesting:

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/stories/eras_e_1001_e0.shtml

So how umm big (smack, drool) do you think the one in that photo is, that started this yummy thread? Umm, just curious?

Oh, wait, you mean having HER to play with? Not interested.
Sorry for wasting everyone's time--ok, carry on, then.

-- Latina

 

[Latina]

Sorry, those photo-links I put in my previous reply don't seem to open for me, hope they work for you. The photos are there, but I don't seem to be able to get to them via the links I made, I must have done something wrong?

It occurs to me that the two photos (if you can get to them) tie in yesterday with my remark that the guys semed to like, about how the most powerful magical incantation a gal can use on a guy is "I want to suck your cock."

-- Latina

 

[Guest]

That pic is still in circulation. Hell, I had a guy one time try to pass it off as being him! lol I couldn't stop laughing for a week!

~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif

 

[Siren]

OOOPS THUMPIE...........

 

[Nicole]

I swear to god I would scream and run, and not to it either I might add.

That has to be enhanced doesn't it? Where would he buy clothes for that thing?

I mean I'm the first to say that size doesn't matter but, if that thing popped out on me I'd run for my life.

So to answer I wouldn't play with it at all. My Mummy always taught me not to play with things bigger than you can handle, I wouldn't be able to handle that.

Thumper I would Rather give birth than face that, thanks very much

 

[Silverlily]

Re: FYI

The vagina can stretch to allow passage of a full term baby and then return to it's original size(tightness). While I..er that guy is rather big I would guess he isn't as big around as a 6 lb baby...

Yes, but I've had a baby. If sex felt like that, the human race would probably die out.

What would I do with that? I don't know about running, but I got this image of poking it with a stick, kind of like some strange bug.

 

[teresafannin]

I would run from something that big. I am only 5'2" & even after having a baby, still very tight. There is no way that thing would fit inside of any of my openings. I am happy with my sweeties 7". It isn't the size, it is how it is used & he uses it just fine, along with everything else he has.

 

[Nicole]

LMFAO @ Kitten Eyes.

Yep I hear ya babe

 

[April]

LMAO Kitten Eyes! You want a stick? I got lots.
"strange bug"! LOL

 

[Softly]

Bring him on!

Oh, Oh, Oh. You are missing out on a special experience.
If you lie on your back on something at the right level so that he can enter you while standing, it can be great.

He looks to be twelve inches long. He should put seven inches in you. That gives him five inches to hold in his hand. If he then stirs it in a circular motion, the head runs around your insides in a way you have never felt before. Oh, so good.

 

[Merelan]

I still think I am too scared of it. Not sure if Softly's description helped, or worries me.

 

[Siren]

Ditto Merelan.....

 

[Merelan]

Thank you very much for noticing. I don't know what the new title is. Hecate and Shyguy haven't decided yet. I can't believe I left it up to them.