What would make you sleep on the couch?

[*bratcat*]

 

[April]

I sleep on the couch frequently.

Usually it's because it's too hot upstairs for me. Also when my husband is sick, I do it. He thrashes in his sleep.

But obviously, you have much deeper issues in your marriage then whether or not you're working a particular day.

 

[sabbathstorm]

My couch is the most comfortable sleeping spot for me. I haven't slept in a bed for ages.

 

[Freya]

What was the issue with the 13th and 20th?

And no, I wouldn't consider that sleeping on the couch material. It would have to be something pretty serious to make me give up my bed.

 

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[Linedrive]

That doesn't seem like a "couch sleeping reason" to me. I've been banished to the couch a few times, and generally every time I thought it was for something that my s/o blew way out of porportion.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sounds like he has some other issues with you Cath and the dates was just something that took him over the top.

 

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[badasschick]

Do you fart in bed?

 

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[Kitte]

I may be wrong but I was under the impression that there were deeper seated issues in your marriage...maybe this is just his was of acting them out?

 

[marksgirl]

Well I've gone packing to the couch after #1tankcomander has farted and woke me up from a dead sleep!

 

[Freya]

No issue about the dates except that I had changed my mind. He ranted something about the house not getting clean until I got home from work which would take away time from him.

Just a suggestion, but maybe he could help clean, and then the time away is less? *ducks*

 

[bluemuse]

There are times my husband wakes us both up by thinking he has swallowed watermelons...Have you ever had a loud AACKKK AACCCCKKK AAAAAACCCKKK burst your sleep bubble??

OMG!!! Okay....I am SO sorry...but this is making me laugh my ASS off!! He thinks that he's swallowed WATERMELONS???

Come on....doesn't anyone else think this is hilarious???

 

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[fgarvb1]

well, let's see...My wife having a bad gass attack (if it causes gas she eats it!). Her snoring so loud it rattles the windows in the bedroom.

Not giving me some after she said she would (all day) until its bed time and then saying she's to tired.

 

[ksmybuttons]

OMG!!! Okay....I am SO sorry...but this is making me laugh my ASS off!! He thinks that he's swallowed WATERMELONS???

Come on....doesn't anyone else think this is hilarious???

My first reaction was sleep apnea, my second was he must really hate watermelons.

 

[sufisaint]

Remembering being married, I only slept on the couch when my feelings were really hurt...its basically saying i do not even want to be around you even when i am unconscious and do not want to wake and see you and get pissed. i think its serious to do it...I spent the last year of my marraige not on the couch but staying up very late to make sure she was a sleep so I did not have to deal with her...

 

[bluemuse]

And then there are the soccer balls...the oranges...and let's not forget the grapefruit.

It freaked me out the first 10 times...now I just yell at him to wake up.

Poor guy! Now I feel horrible for laughing. That must be awful for him...*giggle*.

My husband always sleeps on the couch after I've been out for baked garlic and brie.

 

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[Weird Harold]

What would make YOU sleep on the couch?

A leak in my waterbed.

 

[Cheyenne]

Well I've gone packing to the couch after #1tankcomander has farted and woke me up from a dead sleep!

Okay, where's that thread I just saw about things you know about people but wish that you didn't...

 

[Guest]

Okay, where's that thread I just saw about things you know about people but wish that you didn't...

One of them contains your quest for a new computer... others have your love affair, er, tiffs with the big "M"...




I've never slept on the couch from a fight. Never really fight, though, so I'm a bad sample.