What would Dean Martin think? (Corny, but cute)

[lilminx]

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
She gets stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight
Used a sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

 

[Guest]

Lilminx is in one of those moods today.......

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

omg Minxie your nuts...... and i'm crying.

 

[modest mouse]

Minxie,

Absinthe is bad!

 

[lilminx]

Hey- i didn't write it- I just found it funny enough to share it with you all. Next time, I'll remember to share it with people who will really appreciate it.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I liked it.... thats why I had tears in my eyes.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Minxie,

Absinthe is bad!

Nooo... Absinthe GOOD!

 

[Weevil]

What would Dean Martin think?

I don't know. Probably something along the lines of "I need a drink"

 

[LRC]

He'd laugh.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

 

[Rhys]

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
She gets stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight
Used a sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: What would Dean Martin think? (Corny, but cute)

oops sorry overactive submit key...

Lil Minx, that was hilarious...and in the land of Frank, Dean, and
Sammy, doubly so...


when yer drinkin' ya get stinkin'....

 

[patient1]

I certainly enjoyed it. Please continue to share.

 

[Guest]

Oh My Gosh! This is way too funny....

I'm listening to Dean Martin sing this right now. "Moonstruck" just came on television. They use this song in the opening scenes of the movie.

LOL!

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