What would be the worst possible safe word?

[Tryharder62]

I was giggling over some of my thoughts.

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[Novita76]

jelly bean popped into my head lol.....but the more i think about it the more it seems kinda cute and something i would use.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious

 

[knot_sweet]

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Hydroxy ribonucleic acid

 

[graceanne]

Yes!

Ohgodohgodohgod!

 

[TheOlderGuy]

please

 

[Stella_Omega]

Who has the wonderful story about the sub that, when she was asked her color replied;

"Oh...

Puuurrrrple."

I love that one so much!

 

[marieR19]

Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
Trypanosomiasis
Atrial myxoma

(or any other hard-to-pronounce word or phrase. My examples just happen to be medical)

 

[BiBunny]

Who has the wonderful story about the sub that, when she was asked her color replied;

"Oh...

Puuurrrrple."

I love that one so much!

I think it's Sir W.

 

[sheablue]

"what?"

 

[Shankara20]

I was giggling over some of my thoughts.

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"More"
*snicker*


My offering - "I Voted For Nixon". Just try to stop a beating by hollering that!

You younger folks can ask your grandparents, thank-you-very-much.



(damn - one more Lit thread going to politics)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

 

[midwestyankee]

Define "worst" and don't tell me that it's a misspelled sausage.

 

[Tryharder62]

You probably couldn't say it if you were at that point when you needed it or it meant something else in the sexual context that made it confusing to use.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

For a couple enjoying non-consent type kinks I think gnome might not be the best choice.

 

[midwestyankee]

You probably couldn't say it if you were at that point when you needed it or it meant something else in the sexual context that made it confusing to use.

Ah, well in that case, here are some suggestions that might prove less than effective, with apologies to Stella for their mostly hetero bias:

Asshole
Bastard
Castratus
Donglesnatch
Eunuch
Fartwhistler
Glanslicker
Hornswoggler
Impotence-monger
Jackoff
Knotfumbler
Lungwart
Merdenibbler
Nutsucker
Ornithocerebrate
Princess
Queefsniffer
Republican
Smegmaphile
Titmouse
Ululator
Vixen
Wogswallower
Ex
Yoniphobe
Zitsqueezer

 

[Netzach]

Ah, well in that case, here are some suggestions that might prove less than effective, with apologies to Stella for their mostly hetero bias:

Asshole
Bastard
Castratus
Donglesnatch
Eunuch
Fartwhistler
Glanslicker
Hornswoggler
Impotence-monger
Jackoff
Knotfumbler
Lungwart
Merdenibbler
Nutsucker
Ornithocerebrate
Princess
Queefsniffer
Republican
Smegmaphile
Titmouse
Ululator
Vixen
Wogswallower
Ex
Yoniphobe
Zitsqueezer

Oh, foreplay. Meow!


Actually, you tell me a one of these that would not actually work, though! Brilliant.

 

[Shankara20]

Jackoff

used as a descriptor or as a verb?

 

[knot_sweet]

used as a descriptor or as a verb?

As a command...I like to watch guys do themselves...

 

[midwestyankee]

used as a descriptor or as a verb?

I meant it as a noun, but it could be equally useful (or useless) either way.

 

[Tryharder62]

Fartwhistler? Where did that come from?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Fartwhistler? Where did that come from?

Someone with a plentiful supply of gas and a tight anus.

 

[midwestyankee]

Someone with a plentiful supply of gas and a tight anus.

It might help to consume some "musical fruit" as well.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Help

Wiener schnitzel

Green

 

[BiBunny]

Some sort of difficult foreign word with no vowels. Something Polish, maybe. Or Czech.