what words said during cyber ruin the mood for you?

[metal_minx]

piss flap

 

[SleepingWarrior]

*Steal*


Oh god, (insert name here) your soooo good. But its not my name.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

brb

 

[Siren]

 

[Rubyfruit]

"no, no - you're not supposed to feel that way"

Being directed in a role play.

Cyber's not for me anyway.

 

[WhiteRose]

"Sorry, baby, I gotta go. My wife just woke up." Spoken at JUST the right moment.

 

[mistressastra]

LOL I was going to say "brb" too. So instead.....how about after you've gone on and on in ecstacy, your partner says "sorry , my computer froze up". ~~~~~

 

[WhiteRose]

piss flap

Em, what's a "piss flap"? That'd probably ruin my mood too.

 

[Siren]

 

[Rubyfruit]

"Sorry, baby, I gotta go. My wife just woke up." Spoken at JUST the right moment.

I think I had phone sex with that guy.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Not my cuppa joe, but I'm sure "no you didn't" is quite the turn on.

 

[Nora]

"Fun bags"

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Boink.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh yes. Fun bags. Come on guys, like we really want our tits referenced as bags in anyway.

 

[mistressastra]

Grrrrrr, Siren, I agree!!! I have had guys tell me not to stop typing, they are so close, then bam! They disappear without so much as a by your leave or thank you, toots. But if they do that once, never again with me. They have to find some other poor female. Actually that was the one thing that turned me off to cybering, with strangers anyway.

 

[Nora]

what are fun bags?

Breastages.

Uh... btw not that I've ever cybered, of course. *cough*

 

[Private Vasquez]

"wait..that's not what I meant.."

I did twice...it bored me. Haven't done it since. But the possibilities are endless...not unlike real sex.

 

[Siren]

 

[SpectralDragoon]

totally hate the member not online thing.

I think it's definitely better to stick with someone you know anyway.

 

[WhiteRose]

Or while phoning...

"Oh yah, oh yah, that's it baby! Just a litle more...unnnnnnnnnnnh..."

*click*

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[SpectralDragoon]

I've never had phonesex with someone that has hung up on me, ouch.

 

[Rubyfruit]

who cybers with barbie?

I mean it is so artificial.

I agree. It couldn't match the real cyber experience.

 

[ntp]

.....

 

[Nora]

I've never had phonesex with someone that has hung up on me, ouch.

Ok, I'll admit that I've been known to do this once or twice. But it's always by mistake!! You know..you're holding the phone with your chin and you just move the wrong way and hit the little clicker thingy....

It's awful! lol