What will we ever do now?

[Trombonus]

Paris Hilton sentenced to jail time.

I wont post the whole story here, but I just find this funny for some reason.

 

[rgraham666]

Christ alone knows how many fashion crimes she's committed.

 

[FatDino]

Man...so that means I have to go 45 days without a breaking news about my Paris? Gosh! What will I do?! Ooh, I know, order some pizza and celebrate.

Seriously though, she only gets 45 days?! She should be put in there for months. Not that I'm cruel or anything, I just don't want any bombshell about her catfighting with other "stars" ruining my summer.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Christ alone knows how many fashion crimes she's committed.

I was thinking just crimes against good taste.

They already said they'll appeal it. With all her money, she'll never serve a day.

 

[Trombonus]

Man...so that means I have to go 45 days without a breaking news about my Paris? Gosh! What will I do?! Ooh, I know, order some pizza and celebrate.

Seriously though, she only gets 45 days?! She should be put in there for months. Not that I'm cruel or anything, I just don't want any bombshell about her catfighting with other "stars" ruining my summer.

Oh don 't worry, I'm sure they'll have day to day coverage.

Can't you see it? The latest season of "The Simple Life: Jailbirds"

 

[FatDino]

Oh don 't worry, I'm sure they'll have day to day coverage.

Can't you see it? The latest season of "The Simple Life: Jailbirds"

I'm sure it'll break the record view. *nods knowingly*

 

[Boxlicker101]

Man...so that means I have to go 45 days without a breaking news about my Paris? Gosh! What will I do?! Ooh, I know, order some pizza and celebrate.

Seriously though, she only gets 45 days?! She should be put in there for months. Not that I'm cruel or anything, I just don't want any bombshell about her catfighting with other "stars" ruining my summer.

She doesn't start doing her time until next month. I don't know why the delay. Sometimes, if there is a good reason, such as finishing a college term, a sentence can be delayed, but I don't know why this one was.

So, cheer up. We still have another month to read about her hijinks.

 

[FatDino]

So, cheer up. We still have another month to read about her hijinks.

Yay!

Wait, does that mean I have to delay my celebration?

Crap.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Despair not, dearly beloved. The upcoming incarceration of Sister Paris means we'll be able to recycle many of the Martha Stewart "jailhouse" jokes, plus have the dubious pleasure of seeing thousands of "Hilton's Hotel" jokes show up in our email, for instance:

The Last Time I Saw Paris, (Rumple rev version)

The last time I saw Paris, she was dressed just like a slut,
And lovers wallowed in her bed in a never ending rut.

The last time I saw Paris, she was heading for the jail.
I heard her crying on TV, and to Larry King she wailed

The last time I saw Paris, her head was empty all day,
No matter how they change her, I'll remember her that way.

Thank you, uh, thank you. And no, I will NOT be submitting this to the poetry forum.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[FatDino]

Despair not, dearly beloved. The upcoming incarceration of Sister Paris means we'll be able to recycle many of the Martha Stewart "jailhouse" jokes, plus have the dubious pleasure of seeing thousands more show up in our email, for instance:

The Last Time I Saw Paris, (Rumple rev version)

The last time I saw Paris, she was dressed just like a slut,
And lovers wallowed in her bed in a never ending rut.

The last time I saw Paris, she was heading for the jail.
I heard her crying on TV, and to Larry King she wailed

The last time I saw Paris, her head was empty all day,
No matter how they change her, I'll remember her that way.

Thank you, uh, thank you. And no, I will NOT be submitting this to the poetry forum.

Rumple Foreskin

ROFLMAO...

This is so worthy of "joke of the day."

 

[S-Des]

To me the funniest part was that she showed up for court late, walking out of the car on a cell phone. I guess she found out not everyone is dazzled by her....um....well, whatever dazzles people when it comes to her.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You, dear Dino, are a shameless flatterer, and I bless you for that.

Just imagine what some AH folks with a touch of talent, and a little time, might concoct.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[FatDino]

You, dear Dino, are a shameless flatterer, and I bless you for that.

Just imagine what some AH folks with a touch of talent, and a little time, might concoct.

Rumple Foreskin

I only speak the truth, Rumple, I swear on my water. Seriously.

 

[cloudy]

From the Tim Wilson song But I Could Be Wrong:

Paris Hilton
could fuck up a county fair
just proves you can be stupid
and still be a billion-fuckin'-aire.

 

[FatDino]

One of her shopping days can pay for a whole year of my tuition.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I only speak the truth, Rumple, I swear on my water. Seriously.

Take not the name of thy water in vain, lest the Great Creator Heilein along with his arch angel Valentine and all the assembled water brothers and sister chastise thee.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[TE999]

This brainless twit has had the longest 15 minutes in recorded human history.

Um...Anna Nicole had a close second place...but she's out of the running.

 

[FatDino]

Take not the name of thy water in vain, lest the Great Creator Heilein along with his arch angel Valentine and all the assembled water brothers and sister chastise thee.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

You, sir, are making me laugh so much my face muscles are starting to hurt.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You, sir, are making me laugh so much my face muscles are starting to hurt.

You know, it's strange, but now that you mention it, a lot of ladies seem to have that same reaction when meeting me for the first time, even it I just nod and say nothing--the rest tend to be on their hands and knees gagging and puking like a pack of sick jackals.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[buxxxom]

I'm trying so hard to find sympathy for Paris and failing miserably.

 

[FatDino]

You know, it's strange, but now that you mention it, a lot of ladies seem to have that same reaction when meeting me for the first time, even it I just nod and say nothing--the rest tend to be on their hands and knees gagging and puking like a pack of sick jackals.

Rumple Foreskin

Ouch, ouch, puking?

That's not pleasant. Not for a first time, nuh uh. *shaking head*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Ouch, ouch, puking?

That's not pleasant. Not for a first time, nuh uh. *shaking head*

True, it's not that nice, especially in certain social circles, but it does tend to dispell any inter-personal ambiguities.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[FatDino]

True, it's not that nice, especially in certain social circles, but it does tend to dispell any inter-personal ambiguities.

Rumple Foreskin

And why would there be any confusion? *furrows eyebrows*

 

[Guest]

Take not the name of thy water in vain, lest the Great Creator Heilein along with his arch angel Valentine and all the assembled water brothers and sister chastise thee.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

Please chastise me, Reverend.

I'm in serious need of forgiveness.



(Oh, and Paris? Ridiculous cum-slut.)

 

[FatDino]

Please chastise me, Reverend.

I'm in serious need of forgiveness.



(Oh, and Paris? Ridiculous cum-slut.)

Whoa, there, Sarahh. Your AV, and your title? I mean...oh my...*fanning self*