What was the last thing you burned in the kitchen?

[RobDownSouth]

To commemorate Lit Legend (and amateur pyromaniac) Pink's torching of her home's kitchen, what was the last thing you burned in your kitchen?

For me it was 4 strips of bacon, incinerated two weeks ago on an otherwise perfect Sunday morning.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I wasn't really hungry and there was a TV show I wanted to watch. We made a NO EATING IN LIVING ROOM rule when we moved.
My rules, I can change them if I want to.
Wife found some frozen hotdogs in the freezer. I told her just toss a few in the microwave and put some stuff on the buns. Then deliver them to the living room.
She zapped those wieners five minutes when one minute would have worked.
I wouldn't called them burnt but they looked worse than my penis after a cold work day in January outside in Illinois.

 

[Hard_Rom]

A white sauce for pasta. Didn't whisk/stir enough and burnt.

 

[yossi]

The bread for a grilled cheese sandwich. I was so disappointed in myself.

 

[thør]

The bread for a grilled cheese sandwich. I was so disappointed in myself.

It's been so long, I can't remember. I'm an attentive cook in the kitchen.

But on the grill, I had too much heat on the baking steel and totally blackened the bottom of a home made pizza a few weeks ago. It was my first time with the steel plate. The second time, the pizza was very good.

 

[Saint Peter]

A big fattie.

 

[Aglaopheme]

VaticanAssassin

 

[FelicityJohns]

My wrist.

Best not to reach over top when venting the pressure cooker...

 

[Hard_Rom]

The bread for a grilled cheese sandwich. I was so disappointed in myself.

If it is still edible I don't count that. I've had some grilled cheese that was awfully blackened but was still edible.

 

[RobDownSouth]

My wrist.

Best not to reach over top when venting the pressure cooker...

Ouch! That must've been painful!

I'm very respectful of my pressure cooker's vent's "need for space".

 

[FelicityJohns]

Ouch! That must've been painful!

I'm very respectful of my pressure cooker's vent's "need for space".

As am I. Now.

 

[yossi]

It's been so long, I can't remember. I'm an attentive cook in the kitchen.

But on the grill, I had too much heat on the baking steel and totally blackened the bottom of a home made pizza a few weeks ago. It was my first time with the steel plate. The second time, the pizza was very good.

I was impatient and had the heat up too high. Shame.

I'm sure it was perfect. What did you top it with?

A big fattie.

 

[pink]

To commemorate Lit Legend (and amateur pyromaniac) Pink's torching of her home's kitchen, what was the last thing you burned in your kitchen?

For me it was 4 strips of bacon, incinerated two weeks ago on an otherwise perfect Sunday morning.

The sad thing was......I was making Hamburger Helper when I burnt my kitchen.

 

[sr71plt]

Popcorn

 

[Bookishleigh]

I don't have a kitchen....just a wine cellar....with a stove.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Toast. It's almost always toast.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Rice. It is always the rice.

 

[Disgustipated]

Toast. It's almost always toast.

That's just eeyore having a stroke.

 

[thør]

I was impatient and had the heat up too high. Shame.

I'm sure it was perfect. What did you top it with?

It was simple; red sauce, sausage, mozzarella, mushrooms and fresh tomatoes from the greenhouse.

 

[thør]

I don't have a kitchen....just a wine cellar....with a stove.

I also cook with wine. Sometimes, I even put it in the food.

 

[Noor]

Rice cake when making rice cake based s'mores in the microwave

 

[Liar]

The coffee maker. I made a thread about it the other day.

Although I insist the suicidal bastard burned itself. I claim no responsibility.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's been so long, I can't remember. I'm an attentive cook in the kitchen.

But on the grill, I had too much heat on the baking steel and totally blackened the bottom of a home made pizza a few weeks ago. It was my first time with the steel plate. The second time, the pizza was very good.

Not stainless?

How thick?

 

[Emerson40]

Lentils.

Smelly stuff, burnt lentils.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]