What to do with Osama bin Laden:

[Gus]

The following was e-mailed to me by an American friend. Brilliant! But take a whole lot of the clerics too.

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his
release. Therefore, someone suggested we do neither. Instead, ...

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him,
fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly
perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her
to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Beautiful thought.

 

[Guru]

 

[Good Kirk]

Speaking as one who has been "altered" I just have to reccomend the whole thing to Osama. Since losing all that ambition and decision making capabilities I have come to "find myself". And I discovered that, at heart, I'm actually a pretty good little folk singer. There's a coffee house on Rigel 4 I gig from time to time, and I just love it.

So, Osama, I say "go for it" girlfriend!

 

[Mellon Collie]

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him,
fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly
perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her
to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Beautiful thought.

Sounds like a wonderful plan to me.

 

[Evil Kirk]

You really want to humble bin Laden? Circumsize him.

Then, put the penis on his forehead, so everyone can see.

Dickhead.

 

[Rrrosyn]

I got that in the mail too...

However, I think the removal of his penis should performed with honey and fireants. The surgeons can then fix him up.

If only we had a life-time guarantee with a time-release estrogen implant! *sigh*

 

[Curious Guy]

What say we just turn the sumbitch loose in a large, wild, wooded, rough, area of the U.S.A. and put a good old redneck boy in the same area. Could turn out to be an interesting hunt.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think that's exactly what the Special Forces are doing right now.

Stay upwind, Osama. Stay upwind.

 

[Curious Guy]

I think that's exactly what the Special Forces are doing right now.

Stay upwind, Osama. Stay upwind.

Get him boys, just put the bead in the little vee and squeeze soft on the trigger.