What to do when stuck in a hotel in nowheresville?

[saustin5432]

So...besides a masturbation marathon, I'm looking for ideas to entertain myself while I'm spending the night in a hotel where there isn't much going on.

 

[Rachel_X]

Stand on the balcony and shout "Jeff!" at everyone that walks past.
Then if they say anything back, you say "Sorry, I thought you were my friend Jeff from (some country far away)".
That should kill a few hours.

 

[saustin5432]

Stand on the balcony and shout "Jeff!" at everyone that walks past.
Then if they say anything back, you say "Sorry, I thought you were my friend Jeff from (some country far away)".
That should kill a few hours.

I have to give you credit, that wasn't what I was expecting to hear. The problem is I think I would have to wait those few hours to see anyone.

 

[Redhill123]

Nowheresville

Stand on the balcony and shout "Jeff!" at everyone that walks past.
Then if they say anything back, you say "Sorry, I thought you were my friend Jeff from (some country far away)".
That should kill a few hours.

That is really funny.

 

[HoldYouDown]

I was bored in a small hotel/guesthouse once and it was late at night. I dared myself to open the door completely naked and peer outside. After that, I pushed it further: Open the door, step outside, step inside. Then it was open the door, walk five paces out and back. And so on. At some point I went all the way down the hall, and down some stairs to the next level. That's as far as I pushed it.

 

[Redhill123]

Alternative Ideas

So...besides a masturbation marathon, I'm looking for ideas to entertain myself while I'm spending the night in a hotel where there isn't much going on.

Well, having been there for many years I know alcohol comes to mind first, and then sex but your best friend is a book. You will be surprised how many good books you can get through. As I imagine your travel involves airports and planes…lots of time to read some very interesting things! Just my $.02