When the trajectory is directly over Chugwater, Wyoming, during today's eclipse, Satan's demons will be unleashed on the Earth, bathing almost everyone in a fiery oil.
As the trajectory hovers over South Carolina, Earth will split in two along the path of the eclipse, with one half spiraling off into to deep space while the other races toward the sun. Our atmosphere will vanish and life will cease to exist.
With the world crumbling around him, in his final, desperate post, Phrodeau will blame all of it on global warming.
As the trajectory hovers over South Carolina, Earth will split in two along the path of the eclipse, with one half spiraling off into to deep space while the other races toward the sun. Our atmosphere will vanish and life will cease to exist.
With the world crumbling around him, in his final, desperate post, Phrodeau will blame all of it on global warming.