What the hell is wrong with you people?!

[Paendragon]

In the week or so that I've been coming to the General Board, I've notived a variety of weirdos do most of the posting You've got your perverts, wise-asses, jerks, sluts, philosophers, mentally deficients, shit-stirrers, tree-huggers, party girl/guys, and potential psychopaths among others (feel free to add any I missed).

It's quite disconcerting.

I love Literotica!!!

Don't ever change, people.

 

[scylis]

potential psychopaths?

i feel insulted.

*in best Cartman imression*

you will respect my insanitaahh!

 

[Lost Cause]

I just write what the voices tell me to write.

 

[HotXBunz]

I resemble that remark.

 

[SweetCherry]

potential psychopaths?

i feel insulted.

*in best Cartman imression*

you will respect my insanitaahh!

Ya freak!

 

[Debbie]

Weird, perverted posters can potentiate the most
perplexing threads that may create much thought.

Lit is like a bag of mixed lollies or liquorice allsorts.
We all come in different sizes, tastes,shapes, colours, backgrounds, religions and beliefs. That is what makes
lit such a great community.

I am a perverted weirdo who considers herself to be one man's slut, sometimes I can be a jerk. Occassionally I am known to philosophise . I read books frequently on pyschopaths and try to hug a tree at least once a week as part of my therapy for my Greenpeace support group.
Wise ass jokes spread good humour and I allocate myself 19 mins a day to learn at least one good joke or wise ass comment. Fore joked is wise ass armed for the odd, long tedious day.
I am only mentally deficient after little or no sleep and one, two maybe three too many 'tipples'.
Shit stirring I leave to the experts as it causes quite a stink.
I used to be a party girl but then I grew up into a party animal and all I do is party at lit. All the time.

Did you miss anything? Yeah well I didn't want to say anything but what about the trolls at lit? I mean, come on.

There is fucktard, wankstain, fuckspigot, drool, dickwad, and all his other troll fiends.

 

[Paendragon]

LOL. Thank you Debbie. Trolls... I knew I'd leave someone out.

 

[riff]

Thanks for the compliments.

 

[SINthysist]

And that wuz Deb3x on a clear day...

 

[Debbie]

Re: And that wuz Deb3x on a clear day...

Yeah, watch out for them blonde moments.
I have them.

 

[SINthysist]

tee hee...

 

[Paendragon]

bump

bump

 

[Wiggles]

How sweet.

 

[ExLimey]

Lit is like a bag of ...liquorice allsorts. (sic)

Haven't had them in awhile. LOVE the ones with coconut around 'em. Damn, now I'm hungry.

 

[Dillinger]

Hey a thread all about me!!!

 

[wizbit9]

who am i where am i and what the bloody hell is going on!!!

 

[Silverlily]

Hey a thread all about me!!!

So which is it, philosopher or slut?

 

[Dillinger]

My official title is Philosophical Slut.

 

[Silverlily]

My official title is Philosophical Slut.

Fair enough, but I call Wise-assed Psychopath.

 

[Dillinger]

As long as your ass is involved, I'm happy.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I'm not sure where I fit in, but I am in there somewhere.

 

[Private Vasquez]

where? what?

 

[Jimi]

OK, King Arthur... I'm a WH-A-A-T?

I'm not sure where I fit in, but I am in there somewhere.

Nor I, but I like to fit in as often as possible, so I suspect that I am only mildly philosophical, and mainly a psychopathically perverted party animal...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Paendragon]

Re: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?!

And I just thought you loved my ass.

Of course I do. It's such a lovely ass...