What the hell is today?

[TWB]

And why is there a parade outside with Bagpipes and a brass band?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

Are they celebrating the view of your tight white buns through the windows?

Could be, but don't you think they would have invited me?

my buns: ()()

 

[plasticman33]

And why is there a parade outside with Bagpipes and a brass band?

It's in honor of fallen law enforcement officers, they're doing it all over the state.

 

[TWB]

Thanks for the info.

*moment of silence*