What the hell is this?

[aKaMarie]

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so u think u r a hit......duh u's a bitch mutherfucker..get alife....but
ofcourse i like lesbians......they rock....just pussy all the way and no cock
and if u r mad at me just shell back.....oops i've touched a nerve.. be cool.
hun...i that good u can email me if u want..

*DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*


I don't mind hatemail, not at all. There are bound to be people who hate me, especially since I make it so easy. At least have the decency to use spellcheck. Perhaps, instead, this person should be shot for his horrific murder of the English language.

 

[KillerMuffin]

What a dork. I hate chatspeak, nothing kills a good email like chatspeak and ellipses.

 

[Xodus]

That sucks. Geeze what an idiot.
I notice that Literotica only allows private reviews. I have a few stories at BDSM Library and they make the readers post the reviews publicly.
I don't see many reviews or comments there like the ones I read that writers post here. Maybe Literotica should make the comments (reviews) public for all to see.

 

[gauchecritic]

Looks more like an invitation to me Marie, maybe you have a not-so-secret admirer.

Gauche

 

[NorthwestRain]

LOL!
What a funny little man.
Absolutely fucked in the head, but hilarious!

Xodus, excellent idea, it would be great to be able to read peoples reviews and give the readers a greater opprtunity to find out what the story is about.
Often I've thought about printing a couple of stories I havn't read for a little active bedroom reading, but it would be better to know if they were suitable. For the job. Umm....
Jesus, could I have made that any less clear. I think I better go sit with Mr. Hilarious in the space cadet lounge.

 

[PaulX35]

Options

Marie,

You write erotica, so you also attract weirdos reading your products. That doesn't mean I agree the least bit with what this "gentleman" said.
The site btw does allow an option to ignore anonymous feedback, which will save you the trouble of reading this sort of nonsense.

Paul

 

[NorthwestRain]

What!!!
And miss the good stuff.
Not likely!
Fuck him!