I won't do it I tell ya...I just won't!!!
I got this PM saying that the cool people at this board are the ones who spend a minimum of 6 hours a day posting...I wanna be accepted into the Lit. family with open arms and I was hoping to one day get a seat at the popular peoples table in the Lit. Lunchroom but the requirements to earn some R.E.S.P.E.C.T. around here are demanding...
I really do inspire to one day rub elbows with with the ones who devote 1/4 to 1/3 or more of each day to racking up such impressive post totals...Seriously, who wouldn't be impressed by someone who goes against the norm. and will alot 240+ hours a month to posting...It has to be a god given gift at birth to explain how some people can literaly shut out huge chunks of their day and focus on posting superiority...For some of you to be so unselfish and totaly submerge yourselves into the Lit. community deserves a congressional award...I can only hope that one day i'll be an elite member of this board and my PM box will overflow with messages each day...I want my troll count to be higher than anyone else at this board so that I have earned the right to eat off of the fine Lit. china instead of paper plates...
The PM I got listed quite a few names of people that I should observe and study if one day I shall be one of the few and the proud who can wake up each day and say those ever famous words, "Literotica completes me"...
~i~
PS...I'll be sifting thru all the 1000's of applications that have sat on my desk for over a year now from those of you who have wanted to join my fanclub...Who knows, maybe you'll get a t-shirt and a monthly newsletter from KID ROCK1...
I got this PM saying that the cool people at this board are the ones who spend a minimum of 6 hours a day posting...I wanna be accepted into the Lit. family with open arms and I was hoping to one day get a seat at the popular peoples table in the Lit. Lunchroom but the requirements to earn some R.E.S.P.E.C.T. around here are demanding...
I really do inspire to one day rub elbows with with the ones who devote 1/4 to 1/3 or more of each day to racking up such impressive post totals...Seriously, who wouldn't be impressed by someone who goes against the norm. and will alot 240+ hours a month to posting...It has to be a god given gift at birth to explain how some people can literaly shut out huge chunks of their day and focus on posting superiority...For some of you to be so unselfish and totaly submerge yourselves into the Lit. community deserves a congressional award...I can only hope that one day i'll be an elite member of this board and my PM box will overflow with messages each day...I want my troll count to be higher than anyone else at this board so that I have earned the right to eat off of the fine Lit. china instead of paper plates...
The PM I got listed quite a few names of people that I should observe and study if one day I shall be one of the few and the proud who can wake up each day and say those ever famous words, "Literotica completes me"...
~i~
PS...I'll be sifting thru all the 1000's of applications that have sat on my desk for over a year now from those of you who have wanted to join my fanclub...Who knows, maybe you'll get a t-shirt and a monthly newsletter from KID ROCK1...