WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING HERE? Don't you ever sleep?

[shereads]

This is just pathetic. There's a world out there. I know there is; I saw it on the nightly news.

Now get some sleep. You'll stunt your growth, or put your eye out or something. There are bound to be consequences for staring at this thing day and night. You're trapped in the dark dungeons of the internet! The president tried to warn you.

I won't stand for it. I'm half an ambien away from calling the authorities.

 

[English Lady]

Erm Shereads love...its 7.48am here... I just woke up.

 

[shereads]

Erm Shereads love...its 7.48am here... I just woke up.

Whoa! Time and space are warped, just like Carl Sagan said.

It's beyond my comprehension right now. Thank you for the reality check,, though.

If you were you, I'd hit the snooze button and sneak another ten minutes. I do my best sleeping after the alarm goes off.

 

[cantdog]

Guilty.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

No. No I don't. You know that stereotype: "evil never sleeps." Well, it's true.

Hope that answers your question.

 

[shereads]

Guilty.

You're in on it, too?

Cdog, if you tell me it's 7:52 a.m. in Maine, I'll now there's a conspiracy.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Well, SOMEONE has to keep you company.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING HERE? Don't you ever sleep?

No. No I don't. You know that stereotype: "evil never sleeps." Well, it's true.

Hope that answers your question.

I thought it was the city that never sleeps.

Live and learn, right Satan?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Hey, shereads! Its Saturday afternoon.

Have you been exceeding the dosage recommendations again?

 

[shereads]

Well, SOMEONE has to keep you company.

My eyes are burning from the magnetic rays. Is that happening to you?

 

[sincerely_helene]

My eyes are burning from the magnetic rays. Is that happening to you?

You're not supposed to stare directly into the monitor.

 

[shereads]

Hey, shereads! Its Saturday afternoon.

Have you been exceeding the dosage recommendations again?

No, honey. I'm not currently under the influence of the drug lords. I'm just tired and wired.

You see, I sleep so well during the day that I now have at least another four hours of work ahead of me before my morning meeting.

My internal clock is one of those cheap plastic digital ones from Korea. What's your excuse?

 

[shereads]

You're not supposed to stare directly into the monitor.

I know. You're supposed to make a device of some kind out of cardboard. I skipped class that day.

 

[sincerely_helene]

I know. You're supposed to make a device of some kind out of cardboard. I skipped class that day.

You were probably here...

... with us. <<(those help)

 

[neonlyte]

4 - 5 a night if I'm lucky. I get up early to read your posts.

Seriously, never needed it. An exhausted mind, for me, is a creative mind. Don't ask how or why.

I voted 'red', it matches my complexion - damn monitor rays.

 

[cantdog]

I stayed up to edit and feedback a first story by a new author. Now I'm assiduously drinking Irish whisky to sleep, but I thought I'd check in one time.

Sorry about your internal clock. I lost mine entirely being a fireman on a swing shift with an eight-day period. My workday swung back and forth from nights to days and rotated slowly through the seven-day week. I never knew what day it was, and we got no holidays at all. I've been retired almost ten years now from the firehouse, and only now do I begin to notice an internal clock again.

I wish I knew some drug lords, though.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... My internal clock is one of those cheap plastic digital ones from Korea. ..

I'm supposed to have an internal clock?

I better get my hearing checked.

 

[shereads]

I'm supposed to have an internal clock?

I better get my hearing checked.

She shoots. She scores!

 

[TheEarl]

My internal clock is one of those cheap plastic digital ones from Korea. What's your excuse?

<Now trying to picture what a cheap plastic digital cock from Korea would look like>

The Earl

 

[shereads]

<Now trying to picture what a cheap plastic digital cock from Korea would look like>

The Earl

A good internal clock looks a like George Nelson's classic mid-century Ball Clock. My internal clock looks like a rip-off Hummel figurine with a clock in its belly.

 

[Belegon]

Re: Re: Re: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING HERE? Don't you ever sleep?

I thought it was the city that never sleeps.

Live and learn, right Satan?

No, that's Vegas...

 

[cantdog]

Or the Pinkertons.

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Re: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING HERE? Don't you ever sleep?

No. No I don't. You know that stereotype: "evil never sleeps." Well, it's true.

Hope that answers your question.

So how come I find him fast on, on my couch every morning and have to rouse him by holding his nose so he can't breath?

Never sleeps. Ha.

Now the four horsemen, they never sleep, clip-clopping up and down outside my window at all hours, it's a wonder that they never wake evil up, the idle bastard.

Gauche

 

[Liar]

There's a world outside
and I know, cause I've heard talk
In my sweetest dreams
I would go out for a walk

But I don't think I'm ready yet
I'm not feeling up for it now
just not that steady yet
and i don't need you telling me how

-Eels - 'not ready yet'

 

[Guest]

Gauche, you've scared me. I'm going to have to start sleeping with my guard-bunny now.

Perdita