What the heck is this thing?

[MagicFingers]

I found this at my small, private laundromat today.
It looks like either
a) a kid's toy, or
b) a fun sex toy.
It looks like one of those famous "Rabbits". It definitely is a reclining rabbit.
The thing is about 4" long and the ears are about 3" high. It is soft rubber.
I imagine it could be worn like a cock ring on a cock with the ears tickling a clit, or it may be wrapped around a vibrator?

Now I'm wondering which of my neighbors it came from. And why was it in the laundry room?

Hmmmm. Anyone know?

 

[Norajane]

I don't know your neighbors, but that's definitely a cock ring / vibrator sleeve toy. Slip two bullet vibes in those holes at either end and, voila, vibrating madness!

I wish I could remember which toy site I've seen them on.

It could have fallen into the laundry basket along with towels or sheets, and somehow ended up lost in the laundry room.

Good luck finding your neighbor!

 

[Quoll]

Bingo
http://www.scarletroom.com/products/200.htm


That was fun, got any more?

 

[bobsgirl]

I suspect one of your neighbors is now a little frantic..."I know I left it here someplace..."

 

[EJFan]

I suspect one of your neighbors is now a little frantic..."I know I left it here someplace..."

which would bring us to the "my pussy is so deep" thread.

 

[MagicFingers]

Thanks quoll

Bingo
http://www.scarletroom.com/products/200.htm


That was fun, got any more?

That's it! Now, should I go put it back there and see if anyone claims it, or keep it for myself? Nah, more fun to see the embarased looks on their faces.
Besides, I don't have the vibrators or anyone to try it with.
I did see my BBB neighbor (Big Breasted Blonde-40 yr old sexy thing) looking in the laundry rooms this morning BEFORE taking her kids to school!

 

[MagicFingers]

Yes

I don't know your neighbors, but that's definitely a cock ring / vibrator sleeve toy. Slip two bullet vibes in those holes at either end and, voila, vibrating madness!

I wish I could remember which toy site I've seen them on.

It could have fallen into the laundry basket along with towels or sheets, and somehow ended up lost in the laundry room.

Good luck finding your neighbor!

I think this is the case. It was on the floor where the laundry basket would be sat.

 

[EJFan]

I did see my BBB neighbor (Big Breasted Blonde-40 yr old sexy thing) looking in the laundry rooms this morning BEFORE taking her kids to school!

this is beginning to sound like a highly intriguing story that i'm anxious to watch unfold. i trust you'll keep us posted and if it IS hers, i hope there's a finder's fee.

 

[bobsgirl]

which would bring us to the "my pussy is so deep" thread.

If her pussy was that deep, Magic wouldn't have found it on the laundry room. The damn thing would have swallowed the toy, the laundry and a couple of Maytags.

 

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[EJFan]

If her pussy was that deep, Magic wouldn't have found it on the laundry room. The damn thing would have swallowed the toy, the laundry and a couple of Maytags.

perhaps this particular pussy is SO enormously deep that magic, the laundry, a convenience store, elementary school and a small town are all living in its confines.

 

[EJFan]

I think you need to go door to door, asking the neighbors if it's theirs. Just say something like "Hi, I'm wondering if this is yours, I it in the laundry room....and I'm just dying to know what it is"

LMAO!

this is so fucking hysterical... in fact, i think there's a tv show in this concept!

 

[MagicFingers]

I washed it up and put it back there in the window sill

on top of a clean, lost sock.
We have two rooms with a washer and dryer in each, about 15 feet apart, in separate bldgs.

It is most likely one of two women, the BBB, (whom I've actually known ~20 years), or another divorced woman who recently got a new boyfriend and lost all her baby fat and now looks really sexy. She would be the most likely one, or maybe it was her 19 year old daughter's. She's always doing something flakey, like washing clothes and forgetting to put them in the dryer.
More likely the mom, though. The BBB has a live-in boyfriend and a 3 year old boy by him. He used to be a neighbor's friend, and "Slept on the couch" at her place when he had no home. Uh-Hunh.

There are a couple of big, average type ladies on the other side who are married, but I don't think they are the type.
OH, forgot about the young couple who just moved in! Yes, It could be the hot young one's.
Or maybe it belongs to one of the two young brothers who are sharing the apt?

Man, I hope none of them are on Lit, because I'll be busted. But I don't care.
Boy, I sure WOULD like to try it on the first two ladies. I know they would enjoy it.

 

[Cockyfox]

um......yeah..........I hope its clean.
Anyhooo......mystery solved; just keep us informed when you find the owner.

 

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[Quoll]

You could always put up a notice in the laundry.

 

[EJFan]

You could always put up a notice in the laundry.

LMAO!

priceless as usual quoll.

 

[E's Toy]

You could always put up a notice in the laundry.

LOL priceless

 

[MagicFingers]

Rotflmao

You could always put up a notice in the laundry.

That is great. Especially if I signed it "MagicFingers". lol

I wish I had the balls to go door to door asking for ownership and a demonstration. I would LOVE to see the look of the owner's face when they see it.

But, really, I don't want to embarass my neighbors and friends. They could probably never look at me again.

Then again, what if they voluntered to show me how it works...

I can't believe someone lost this where I found it. They must really be panicking by now. What must they think knowing everyone's seen it in the window.

You know, I forgot all about my next-door neighbor. She's very sexy and pretty too. loving couple with no kids - Definitely could be her.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

maybe they wanted you to find it

 

[bobsgirl]

You could always put up a notice in the laundry.

LOL... teething ring...good one!

 

[jadefirefly]

I was thinking it looked like one of those multi-size bottle-lid removers.

But I'm hopelessly naive when it comes to toys, sometimes. I hope you find out who it belonged to!

 

[NaughtyLil1]

You could always put up a notice in the laundry.

That's too funny. I can always count on y'all to provide me with my daily chuckle.

 

[MagicFingers]

Bottle lid remover

Yes, it could be used for that too.

I checked this afternoon and it is still there, but someone took the clean sock!
I'm sure whoever it belongs to is too embarased to pick it up. I would wait until late at night or early in the morning and slip it away quietly.

I almost asked my friend about it early yesterday when I saw her coming back home with only her little one, but I was rushing out. The next time I see her, I'm going to ask if she lost a "Teething ring" for her todler. If she doesn't know what I'm talking about, I'll tell her to go look...


What's fun is realizing that several of my neighbors MIGHT be capable of having fun with something like this. I can count 6 out of 16 units that might be the proud user of something like this. Hey, this IS So.Cal!

 

[jethrobodeen]

Now I'm wondering which of my neighbors it came from. And why was it in the laundry room?

Hmmmm. Anyone know?

Heh, those washing machines are quite fun to fuck on! My DW seems to enjoy laundry sometimes Time for Spycam LOL!

-JB