What the good fuck?

Wings

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GODDAMN SONOFABITCH COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER


Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
It or them? When I get home I'm putting my thighs back up as my av. then maybe I'll take some boob pics. Because I'm in a spiteful mood.
 
This is what we need to do...you get in your car and start driving east. I'll get in my car and head west. We'll meet in the middle, get a hotel room, get shitfaced drunk and figure out the rest from there. K???

Or, you come all the way east and then we head north together. Your call.

:rose:
 
This is what we need to do...you get in your car and start driving east. I'll get in my car and head west. We'll meet in the middle, get a hotel room, get shitfaced drunk and figure out the rest from there. K???

Or, you come all the way east and then we head north together. Your call.

:rose:

You have no idea how tempted I am to just throw my hands in the air and say fuck it.

You know flights to Vegas are $70 right now? Yep. Almost bought one.
 
You have no idea how tempted I am to just throw my hands in the air and say fuck it.

You know flights to Vegas are $70 right now? Yep. Almost bought one.

Yes, actually, I do. ((hugs)), my beautiful friend.

I plz come to Vegas, too?
 
well.. if you two go to Vegas, then will you promise that this thread will be a saturated with pictures of a good fuck?????????
 
Yeah, I had a coworker with Tourette's, once. (He didn't shout obscenities -- he was always muttering under his breath and twitching, and occasionally made a noise like a cat sneezing.)
 
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well.. if you two go to Vegas, then will you promise that this thread will be a saturated with pictures of a good fuck?????????

Oh! That is a great idea. I think it's a doable one too. Want to come to Vegas with us? We can wait until you feel better.
 
Oh! That is a great idea. I think it's a doable one too. Want to come to Vegas with us? We can wait until you feel better.

I flew to California once...and will never do it again. I just don't believe airplanes can stay up that long.. ;)


*I hate flying* But I can be like Robo Sheldon... you can carry me around on your phone Skype! :D
 
I flew to California once...and will never do it again. I just don't believe airplanes can stay up that long.. ;)


*I hate flying* But I can be like Robo Sheldon... you can carry me around on your phone Skype! :D

I hate it too, I have to do it drugged. I'm way too much of a control freak and I don't trust other people with my life. Drugs make it better though.

I like the RoboSheldon idea! I can load you on the Fire and you can come out with us, less of a hangover that way.
 
I hate it too, I have to do it drugged. I'm way too much of a control freak and I don't trust other people with my life. Drugs make it better though.

I like the RoboSheldon idea! I can load you on the Fire and you can come out with us, less of a hangover that way.

Dammit.. it's ShelBot! :D Now I need to google The Big Bang Theory!

Less of a hangover? I'll load up on wine here!
 
Why don't you ladies stop here in the fly-over world. The wife has a cupboard full of wine she isn't drinking and then all of you can get shit face drunk together. I will get the fun of watching the falling down, mumbling, etc. Then I'll be happy to take those boob pics for everyone.

And Honey, you at 80% is better than most at 110%.
 
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