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GODDAMN SONOFABITCH COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
Nothing to see here. Move along.
If you post your tits you will feel better![]()
This is what we need to do...you get in your car and start driving east. I'll get in my car and head west. We'll meet in the middle, get a hotel room, get shitfaced drunk and figure out the rest from there. K???
Or, you come all the way east and then we head north together. Your call.
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You have no idea how tempted I am to just throw my hands in the air and say fuck it.
You know flights to Vegas are $70 right now? Yep. Almost bought one.
Yes, actually, I do. ((hugs)), my beautiful friend.
I plz come to Vegas, too?
well.. if you two go to Vegas, then will you promise that this thread will be a saturated with pictures of a good fuck?????????
Oh! That is a great idea. I think it's a doable one too. Want to come to Vegas with us? We can wait until you feel better.
I flew to California once...and will never do it again. I just don't believe airplanes can stay up that long..
*I hate flying* But I can be like Robo Sheldon... you can carry me around on your phone Skype!![]()
I hate it too, I have to do it drugged. I'm way too much of a control freak and I don't trust other people with my life. Drugs make it better though.
I like the RoboSheldon idea! I can load you on the Fire and you can come out with us, less of a hangover that way.
Oh! That is a great idea. I think it's a doable one too. Want to come to Vegas with us? We can wait until you feel better.
^^^This.
Get all better sooooon, Honey.![]()
I actually feel 80% today! I left my house for an hour or so!
I flew to California once...and will never do it again. I just don't believe airplanes can stay up that long..![]()
I actually feel 80% today! I left my house for an hour or so!