Jenny_Jackson
Psycho Bitch
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I must be getting old or something. I can't even imagine this.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380600,00.html
Dwarf glues hoover to tackle
By JAMIE PYATT
and SEBASTIAN LANDER
August 20, 2007
DOPEY dwarf Dan Blackner was rushed to hospital after he glued his willy to a Hoover.
The tiny circus performer had been practising his act — which involves TOWING a vacuum cleaner with his privates.
He noticed the suction pipe was split at the end, preventing it gripping him tightly enough. So he decided to fix the crack with glue.
But Dan, 42, misread the instructions on the tube.
Instead of allowing the glue 20 minutes to dry, he waited just 20 seconds.
And when he reinserted his willy it stuck fast.
No amount of tugging would release the trapped organ.
Dan — performing at Edinburgh’s Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan, The Demon Dwarf — desperately called his manager, Dr Haze.
He drove Dan to hospital, along with a girl box office worker who had twisted her knee that day.
Dan said: “I don’t know what she must have thought. She just sat there trying not to laugh. But I just felt like crying.”
Paramedics met Dan outside and wheeled him into A&E with the Hoover still firmly attached.
Other patients cracked up but nurses freed him after an hour of using a special fluid to soften the glue.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380600,00.html
Dwarf glues hoover to tackle
By JAMIE PYATT
and SEBASTIAN LANDER
August 20, 2007
DOPEY dwarf Dan Blackner was rushed to hospital after he glued his willy to a Hoover.
The tiny circus performer had been practising his act — which involves TOWING a vacuum cleaner with his privates.
He noticed the suction pipe was split at the end, preventing it gripping him tightly enough. So he decided to fix the crack with glue.
But Dan, 42, misread the instructions on the tube.
Instead of allowing the glue 20 minutes to dry, he waited just 20 seconds.
And when he reinserted his willy it stuck fast.
No amount of tugging would release the trapped organ.
Dan — performing at Edinburgh’s Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan, The Demon Dwarf — desperately called his manager, Dr Haze.
He drove Dan to hospital, along with a girl box office worker who had twisted her knee that day.
Dan said: “I don’t know what she must have thought. She just sat there trying not to laugh. But I just felt like crying.”
Paramedics met Dan outside and wheeled him into A&E with the Hoover still firmly attached.
Other patients cracked up but nurses freed him after an hour of using a special fluid to soften the glue.
