What the fuck?

[Recidiva]

Okay, I get this as a random message outta nowhere.

"hi my heaven,
i love you...je t'aime...ouhiboki katirane.
do you love me ? as for me i love every thing in you...your eyes...your attractive hear...your small noise...every thing.
i want to touch your angel face for every time and for ever...my hearth call you when he feeling alone but i'am still loving you in my sweet dreams."

First, what does ouhiboki katirane mean?

Second, and this is for the guys...why do guys ask if they can jack off to a woman's picture...if I say no is that a shame thing and if I say yes is that dominating?

What the fuck?

How to be polite to the overreaching 101.

Is the only polite way to certain comments to ignore them completely?

 

[tortoise]

I've been meaning to compliment you on your attractive hear and small noise.

 

[Recidiva]

I've been meaning to compliment you on your attractive hear and small noise.

I like to be friendly. I'm at a loss here.

Does this work with anyone?

This is distinctly why men complain about women being cold. I try not to be cold.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I want to hit your bullseye.

 

[CuteKittyCat]

Haha thats just reminded of a PM I got the other day from some guy asking me if he could jerk off over my pic and that if I didnt want him to he wouldnt.

What are these people on? Fucking losers

 

[Recidiva]

Haha thats just reminded of a PM I got the other day from some guy asking me if he could jerk off over my pic and that if I didnt want him to he wouldnt.

What are these people on? Fucking losers

I got the same guy. Only it's been enough times to wonder if this is a fetish thingy and I'm just encouraging people by acknowledging I have no control over whether or not they're gonna.

I need a strategy here.

 

[smy3th]

Haha thats just reminded of a PM I got the other day from some guy asking me if he could jerk off over my pic and that if I didnt want him to he wouldnt.

So, what was your answer?

 

[Hester]

Okay, I get this as a random message outta nowhere.

"hi my heaven,
i love you...je t'aime...ouhiboki katirane.
do you love me ? as for me i love every thing in you...your eyes...your attractive hear...your small noise...every thing.
i want to touch your angel face for every time and for ever...my hearth call you when he feeling alone but i'am still loving you in my sweet dreams."

First, what does ouhiboki katirane mean?

Second, and this is for the guys...why do guys ask if they can jack off to a woman's picture...if I say no is that a shame thing and if I say yes is that dominating?

What the fuck?

How to be polite to the overreaching 101.

Is the only polite way to certain comments to ignore them completely?

and you wonder why i don't post any pictures?

 

[CuteKittyCat]

I got the same guy. Only it's been enough times to wonder if this is a fetish thingy and I'm just encouraging people by acknowledging I have no control over whether or not they're gonna.

I need a strategy here.

Yeah I ignored it. I could have been really scathing but he might have got off on it.

His name was 'jacking off'. Subtle

 

[Recidiva]

and you wonder why i don't post any pictures?

No, I never wondered.

This is a curiosity regarding the goal of the person asking the question.

I don't have a sign saying "Jacking off! Ask me how!"

 

[CuteKittyCat]

So, what was your answer?

Ignored it. I ignore all pervy PMs

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

No, I never wondered.

This is a curiosity regarding the goal of the person asking the question.

I don't have a sign saying "Jacking off! Ask me how!"

You need some paint and poster board?

 

[Hand_that_feeds]

I usually just slip 'em a PM that says "Do you like me? Check Yes _ or No _."

 

[Hester]

You need some paint and poster board?

i think we should write it in lipstick across her scratched and bared chest.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I'm jerking off to your picture right now. If you say I can't then I'll stop just short of cumming. If you say I can then I'll spew my man goo and lick your spiked heel.

It sounds like english isn't his first language. [/obvious statement]

Trying to have a conversation with him sounds like a lesson in frustration for you. I'd ignore it unless he's a repeat offender. Then I'd probably ignore him.

 

[Recidiva]

You need some paint and poster board?

*giggle*

You are not helping.

Really, asking for a guy's input here.

 

[Recidiva]

I usually just slip 'em a PM that says "Do you like me? Check Yes _ or No _."

Are there any scribbled free-form entries?

 

[Hester]

*giggle*

You are not helping.

Really, asking for a guy's input here.

either ignore them or tell them curtly you are not interested in that sort of conversation.

not that i'm a guy or anything.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

*giggle*

You are not helping.

Really, asking for a guy's input here.

I am a guy.

Umm, what was the question?

 

[Recidiva]

I'm jerking off to your picture right now. If you say I can't then I'll stop just short of cumming. If you say I can then I'll spew my man goo and lick your spiked heel.

It sounds like english isn't his first language. [/obvious statement]

Trying to have a conversation with him sounds like a lesson in frustration for you. I'd ignore it unless he's a repeat offender. Then I'd probably ignore him.

This is how people get the impression I'm a dominatrix, 'cause I can keep up with spiked heel banter if you really want.

At least man goo is spelled correctly.

No, I'm ignoring the message, but trying to get a less condemning viewpoint than mine, if possible. Some window into the mind that writes this without it coming from me. Can't ask this guy, it'd be mean.

 

[Recidiva]

I am a guy.

Umm, what was the question?

Really, is this the reason why guys think women are cold?

Does this guy think he's being romantic or anything instead of not creepy?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

First, what does ouhiboki katirane mean?

ouhiboki = Arabic for I love you
http://www.shabbir.com/romance/ilovu.html

 

[Hand_that_feeds]

On a serious note, my wife will get messages and forward them to me. I can't believe some of the things guys will say. 99 times out of 100 I'll laugh my ass off, but then there is the one that makes me say "That is brilliant".

 

[Never]

Recidiva:
"First, what does ouhiboki katirane mean?"

I think he's trying to say "I love you" in Japanese.

So... can I urinate on your photo now?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Really, is this the reason why guys think women are cold?

Does this guy think he's being romantic or anything instead of not creepy?

Some people have delusions of adequacy. They think they're irresistible and don't censor themselves. It's up to their "targets" to straighten them out, not necessarily in a kind fashion so there's no chance they won't get the hint.

People think you're cold cause of the snow in your AV.