What the Fuck!?!

[SOB 2000]

What the fuck. I am really tired of all the BULL SHIT in these ads. No one seems to tell it like it is. I'm an over weight, 38 year old white male with thining blonde hair. I live in Porter County Indiana and am looking for a white lady between 35 and 40, who is just looking for someone to experiment with. I have tried most everything and am up for just about anything.

 

[dragonhearted]

I'm an obese woman (5'3, 275), going on 39, white female, with thick dark blonde hair, gorgeous blue-green eyes and a sexy smile.


How's that for honesty?

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

that's me in my avatar, well a bit of me, i'm 44 not too badly put together, but i've got a cunt like a bucket and i'm a sex nut, (according to hubby) and i'd fuck you both

how's that for honesty, giggle

 

[Image]

What the fuck. I am really tired of all the BULL SHIT in these ads. No one seems to tell it like it is. I am an over weight, 38 year old white male with thining blonde hair. I live in Porter County Indiana and am looking for a white lady between 35 and 40, who is just looking for someone to experiment with. I have tried most everything and am up for just about anything.

If you want me to get back to you faster,
e-mail me at : E-mail address removed by moderator. Please refer to the Forum Guidelines, at the foot of the page, or the 'sticky' first thread on the first page. Thank you.

Try being a bit more romantic in your approach? I know I'm really turned on now... (and it has nothing to do with your physical description)

If I want you to get back to me faster? I prefer the slower dance...

 

[sasha_fem22]

Do we have to quote every single fuckin' line of what's been said? We've all just read it like 2 minutes ago or we wouldn't be replying. Fuck, it's annoying.

And I'm 24, slim, blonde and I've got big boobs for a slim girl.......for real........sorry. http://members.wasp.net.au/~sasha/cryheaps.gif

 

[dragonhearted]

someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, didn't they?

 

[dragonhearted]

BUMP

 

[Image]

someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, didn't they?

No, she's COOL.... didn't you notice the emoticon with sunglasses? But what' s with the link? I opened it hoping to see her big boobs...

"Quote" "Quote" "Quote" "Quote".... couldn't resist

 

[sasha_fem22]

LOlololol.......Well, at least someone's got a sense of humour around here.

Which url.....the one in the post?

And doesn't the quotes thing annoy anyone else? Sure, cool......if you're commenting on something that was said a while back but when we've just read it it's unnecessary and lazy too. Say what you want to say and add the person's name if you feel the need to clarify or just select part of what was said to quote.

*Toddles off to start a poll about the gratuitous use of the quote facility*.




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[Image]

Now we're talkin'.... That's more like it! Delicious...

The quote thing.... I won't use it if it's too long but usually the posts move so fast on a good thread it's impossible to keep up unless you quote....

 

[patient1]

Do we have to quote every single fuckin' line of what's been said? We've all just read it like 2 minutes ago or we wouldn't be replying. Fuck, it's annoying.

And I'm 24, slim, blonde and I've got big boobs for a slim girl.......for real........sorry. http://members.wasp.net.au/~sasha/cryheaps.gif

Of course you don't have to quote everything, but it saves a lot of misunderstanding in the long run, especially where flirts, humor, or insults are involved.

 

[sasha_fem22]

But if they've just said it, or maybe one post back and you use their name........Like, patient1, why didn't you just say something like "I think it makes it clearer where flirting, insulting are involved...." without having to quote my little bit, that we'd all just read, before?
Maybe it is just me. Don't make me wrong, though, does it?http://members.wasp.net.au/~sasha/teethblueEFG.gif


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[dragonhearted]

oh geeeeeezus!

 

[ReadyOne]

sasha_fem22, your mail box is full..........

 

[sasha_fem22]

Excuse me?






Or, lmFao, should it be: dragonhearted said:

oh geeeeeezus!

Excuse me?






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[sasha_fem22]

Whoa, simulpost. ReadyOne must have posted just as I did, for those not familiar with the term. Which wouldn't be surprising 'cos I think I made it up. LOL!
Thanx, R1, am deleting as we spppp......OOOOOooooops, I mean :

sasha_fem22, your mail box is full..........

Thanx, R1, am deleting as we speak. http://members.wasp.net.au/~sasha/teethgreen.gif






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[sasha_fem22]

Every time I press submit, I get horny. Why is that, I wonder...............?










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[latefrost]

next to dogliness.

maybe you just like the way the mouse feels in your hand. or maybe you only get on (off?) here when you're already horny. maybe the idea of all of us looking at what you've typed and lusting after your slim, blonde body does it.

aah, the mysteries of the human mind. and libido.

btw: (honestly) 5'8", 210 lbs, soft in the middle but very strong.

 

[2old4u]

Reality eh? 5'6, 270lbs, 54... and don't really care what people think.

I tell everyone that it took me 54 years to get my belly, right where I wanted it.

 

[Dick Cheyney]

Re: giggle

that's me in my avatar, well a bit of me, i'm 44 not too badly put together, but i've got a cunt like a bucket and i'm a sex nut, (according to hubby) and i'd fuck you both

how's that for honesty, giggle

I think I'm in love...ahhhhhhhhhh...wait a sec...just plain old LUST here! Now how is THAT for honesty, Lorri Baby? MWAH!

 

[dragonhearted]

Reality eh? 5'6, 270lbs, 54... and don't really care what people think.

I tell everyone that it took me 54 years to get my belly, right where I wanted it.

It took me about 11 years to get mine!

 

[2old4u]

I'm a pool shooter for leisure and I wear a lavender glove on my hand. I've had a few comments and I just tell them, I'm 54 and I know what side of the fence I sit on and could really care less what they think...

I refuse to dye my hair or beard so they both are salt and pepper..more salt though....

 

[dragonhearted]

I'm a pool shooter for leisure and I wear a lavender glove on my hand. I've had a few comments and I just tell them, I'm 54 and I know what side of the fence I sit on and could really care less what they think...

I refuse to dye my hair or beard so they both are salt and pepper..more salt though....

I have a bit of salt myself (all in my front hair).


So...you shoot pool? Must be ya really know how to hold a stick

 

[catfish]

Truth be known

I would like to see a real ad, something like
38 year old, overweight, average penis size MM seeks anything or anyone who will have even a vague sexual conversation with him so he can retreat to the dark hole he lives in and masturbate happily.....

Of course that doesn't describe me, I am 6'2", 195 lbs of solid muscle, 9.5" dick, and I am independently wealthy.

 

[tendril]

Re: Truth be known

I would like to see a real ad, something like
38 year old, overweight, average penis size MM seeks anything or anyone who will have even a vague sexual conversation with him so he can retreat to the dark hole he lives in and masturbate happily.....

Of course that doesn't describe me, I am 6'2", 195 lbs of solid muscle, 9.5" dick, and I am independently wealthy.

Damn! some of the best humour on Lit is here in the Personals

<<<<<thats me, the rest is in my profile, honest enough for you?