What the fuck was I thinking?

RastaPope

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Anyone have any "What the fuck have I been thinking?" stories they'd like to share?
 
yup... i once started a thread that turned into a flame thread which i regretted.
 
Once, when I rocked the acid washed jeans with the paisley vest and the yellow turtle neck with yellow Keds to match......what the fuck was I thinking?
 
RastaPope said:
Anyone have any "What the fuck have I been thinking?" stories they'd like to share?

Well one time at band camp, there was this flute and...
 
I once had sex with an ugly, slightly insane woman with missing teeth while I was drunk...what the fuck was I thinking?!?
 
When Big Sexy asked me to go the weight room with him...and I said no. What the fuck...?
 
when i was about ten, i stuck my face up to a bottle rocket to see if it was still lit or was a dud. it wasn't a dud.

plus, there have to be at least half a dozen women i could have slept with who would have been worth sleeping with whom i didn't sleep with. still regret each one of those.
 
I cut all my hair off knowing full well I have a Scotty Pippen-esque meat head. :eek:
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I once had sex with an ugly, slightly insane woman with missing teeth while I was drunk...what the fuck was I thinking?!?

depends how many teeth she was missing. :)
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I once had sex with an ugly, slightly insane woman with missing teeth while I was drunk...what the fuck was I thinking?!?

damn... that isn't your type???

(now sulking off to find someone else to stalk)

<giggle>
 
medjay said:
I cut all my hair off knowing full well I have a Scotty Pippen-esque meat head. :eek:

as long as you don't look like scotty pippen.
 
Yearbook Pictures of...

RastaPope said:
Anyone have any "What the fuck have I been thinking?" stories they'd like to share?

Looking at pictures of guys that I was 'in love' with in school - especially those that broke my heart...I now find myself thinking just that "What the FUCK was I thinking?!"
 
Several past relationships for one.


A big thing that I regretted was stopping this really cute fella from going all the way. The way he kissed, how he touched my body.. what in the hell was wrong with me? He would have been a fantastic lover I'm sure, but now I'll never know from experience.


Oh and side pony tails.. who ever thought they were cute?
 
There are far, far too may occurences of that in my life! The biggest one was when I got pregnant and got married instead of finishing college! That was a very bad choice! Don't know what the hell I was thinking....maybe I just wasn't thinking!:rolleyes:
 
*nods and grins* I have many. Just posted one yesterday morning, little "hoover" that I am.:)

One of my biggest was the time I was driving without my lights on, and backed my car into a very deep trench. Had to climb on the steering wheel to get out of it, and face the very person I was trying to hide from, to ask to use their phone to call for a tow.:eek:

The escalator story is most assuredly my worst, though it wasn't really a "wtf was I thinking?", I just didn't know any better. In the middle of a very busy mall on a Saturday afternoon, I used the escalator for the first time, to go to the second level. It was probably another 40 minutes before I actually made it up it. How was I supposed to know the reason there were 2 was because they went in two different directions?:D

Shoes were flying, the crowd thickened, my belly was sore for days after...my mom and friend walked off and left me to my own mess as if they didn't even know me.

I'm a persistent one, though...thats why it was another 40 minutes, but once I realized I needed to use the "up" versus the "down", I made it up..;)



I have more, but think I'll shut up now.
 
hoover!

I've posted my horror story with the 'miracle diet' elsewhere...of course you lose weight when you only get 600 calories a day, i didn't need $175 worth of pills and shakes for that!

I have to work today...I'm still awake...what the fuck am I thinking?!?
 
intrigued said:


The escalator story is most assuredly my worst, though it wasn't really a "wtf was I thinking?", I just didn't know any better. In the middle of a very busy mall on a Saturday afternoon, I used the escalator for the first time, to go to the second level. It was probably another 40 minutes before I actually made it up it. How was I supposed to know the reason there were 2 was because they went in two different directions?:D

Shoes were flying, the crowd thickened, my belly was sore for days after...my mom and friend walked off and left me to my own mess as if they didn't even know me.

I'm a persistent one, though...thats why it was another 40 minutes, but once I realized I needed to use the "up" versus the "down", I made it up..;)



I have more, but think I'll shut up now.

Ohhhhhh, LMAO!!! :D
 
estevie, I still have trouble with them. I have to time my arrival and departure on and off precisely, and it always has to be the 2nd or third step, cause I just know its going to throw me again.:D
 
intrigued said:
*nods and grins* I have many. Just posted one yesterday morning, little "hoover" that I am.:)

One of my biggest was the time I was driving without my lights on, and backed my car into a very deep trench. Had to climb on the steering wheel to get out of it, and face the very person I was trying to hide from, to ask to use their phone to call for a tow.:eek:

The escalator story is most assuredly my worst, though it wasn't really a "wtf was I thinking?", I just didn't know any better. In the middle of a very busy mall on a Saturday afternoon, I used the escalator for the first time, to go to the second level. It was probably another 40 minutes before I actually made it up it. How was I supposed to know the reason there were 2 was because they went in two different directions?:D

Shoes were flying, the crowd thickened, my belly was sore for days after...my mom and friend walked off and left me to my own mess as if they didn't even know me.

I'm a persistent one, though...thats why it was another 40 minutes, but once I realized I needed to use the "up" versus the "down", I made it up..;)



I have more, but think I'll shut up now.

You never color inside the lines do you? :D
 
Trail48 said:
You never color inside the lines do you? :D

lol, no, I don't.

Mostly, I was just a small town girl that never got out much. I guess thats apparent, huh?:)
 
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