What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[rexfelis]

Well? What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Laurel]

You want a list, or you want it in essay form?

This may take a while.

 

[Private Vasquez]

just a little bit

 

[rexfelis]

You want a list, or you want it in essay form?

This may take a while.

I have the time if you have the rhyme.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm unemploed, I have no car, I have no scocial life, I live with my parents, I'm depressed, I'm schizoid, I'm ossessive, I have emotional abandonment isses, I have high blood pressure, I have a bad back, I have poor vision and I'm going deaf, I have weak knees and I like Star Trek and D&D. I'd be better off dead.

 

[rexfelis]

I'm unemploed, I have no car, I have no scocial life, I live with my parents, I'm depressed, I'm schizoid, I'm ossessive, I have emotional abandonment isses, I have high blood pressure, I have a bad back, I have poor vision and I'm going deaf, I have weak knees and I like Star Trek and D&D. I'd be better off dead.

Hey! I like ST and D&D. I said wrong with you. Keep the normal stuff to your self, damnit.

 

[Liontamr]

Well? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Well it all started when I was dropped on my head at the age of 3.. The doctors said I'd be..

OM MY FREEKIN GOD THE ALIENS ARE COMIN!! ANAL PROBES FOR EVERYONE!! AND NOT THE GOOD ANAL PROBES EITHER PEOPLE!!

*ahem*

Anyway.. the doctors said I'd be just fine.

*twitch*

 

[Marxist]

I'm unemploed, I have no car, I have no scocial life, I live with my parents, I'm depressed, I'm schizoid, I'm ossessive, I have emotional abandonment isses, I have high blood pressure, I have a bad back, I have poor vision and I'm going deaf, I have weak knees and I like Star Trek and D&D. I'd be better off dead.

You can get a job. You can get a car. You can get a girl. You can move out. You can see a shrink and a doctor.

Your problem lies in "Star TreK" and "D and D". The other stuff is fixable. That fantasy shit is sad and doesn't involve pussy. In fact, it's a pussy deterrent.

 

[Private Vasquez]

it's all relative

 

[Sillyman]

Hey! I like ST and D&D. I said wrong with you. Keep the normal stuff to your self, damnit.

Oh you poor deluded soul...

Don't you realize that because we like ST and D&D we are:

1) Never going to get laid

and

B) Going to Hell?

I have problems putting things in list form. I forgot that one.

 

[Sillyman]

You can get a job. You can get a car. You can get a girl. You can move out. You can see a shrink and a doctor.

Your problem lies in "Star TreK" and "D and D". The other stuff is fixable. That fantasy shit is sad and doesn't involve pussy. In fact, it's a pussy deterrent.

That's right. Women don't want a man who can dream, they want a man who can fix things and grunt.

 

[Laurel]

Off the top of my head:

1) I have terrible handwriting.

2) I can't whistle.

3) I can't dance.

4) I have a temper.

5) I have the singing voice of a dog at a full moon.

 

[WhiteRose]

I'm addicted to UO. But that can't be a BAD thing!

 

[rexfelis]

Oh you poor deluded soul...

Don't you realize that because we like ST and D&D we are:

1) Never going to get laid

and

B) Going to Hell?

I have problems putting things in list form. I forgot that one.

Let me set you straight.

1. I am not going to get laid because of conflicting scheduals and distance, not D&D. Given a cooperative schedual with my gf's, I'd have no troubles.

and

2. We are in hell.

And Marxist, please. I never had any trouble with women because I played D&D. I say played because now all my gaming buddies are EQ addicts. I hate that game.

You're mistaking me for the "gee, I think/eat/sleep/breathe D&D type geek, which I am not.

 

[rexfelis]

Re: Off the top of my head:

1) I have terrible handwriting.

2) I can't whistle.

3) I can't dance.

4) I have a temper.

5) I have the singing voice of a dog at a full moon.

I can whistle.

Can't dance to save my life. (Even buzzed!)

I have a volcano style temper. I am venting some.

I can sing just great, if I can't hear myself over the song...

What's wrong with me right now is

1. I am awake at 5 am, and
'2. I am pissed off.

 

[Sillyman]

Let me set you straight.

1. I am not going to get laid because of conflicting scheduals and distance, not D&D. Given a cooperative schedual with my gf's, I'd have no troubles.

and

2. We are in hell.

And Marxist, please. I never had any trouble with women because I played D&D. I say played because now all my gaming buddies are EQ addicts. I hate that game.

You're mistaking me for the "gee, I think/eat/sleep/breathe D&D type geek, which I am not.

You poor bastard. I had no idea. I hate EQ too. I am the think/eat/sleep/breathe type though thus my problem. You look at my first post you can see I'm a walking stereotype.

 

[rexfelis]

You poor bastard. I had no idea. I hate EQ too. I am the think/eat/sleep/breathe type though thus my problem. You look at my first post you can see I'm a walking stereotype.

You'll get over it. We all do.

 

[VeraGem]

In a nutshell?

I never go to church - I have no use for the sheep-corral of organized religion.

I don't think double penetration is a sin.

I fantasize about someone watching me have sex.

I think violence is 'dirty' and sex is good clean fun.

 

[rexfelis]

In a nutshell?

I never go to church - I have no use for the sheep-corral of organized religion.

I don't think double penetration is a sin.

I fantasize about someone watching me have sex.

I think violence is 'dirty' and sex is good clean fun.

If this is what is "wrong" with you, I have a halo in your size. lol

 

[VeraGem]

If this is what is "wrong" with you, I have a halo in your size. lol

- and all this time I thought it unfashionable for naked people to wear a halo.

 

[rexfelis]

- and all this time I thought it unfashionable for naked people to wear a halo.

Um... *tosses halo aside*

What halo? *stripping down*

 

[VeraGem]

What halo? *stripping down*

Stripping down?

I thought nudity was a prerequisite for posting on this board.

 

[nzwookie]

Whats wrong with me?????
I live in New Zealand...Which many people would say is a blessing untill you consider the fact that all the good shit to buy is in th e U.S....And the NZ dollar is piss weak when compared to the U.S $....Therefore i can see everything i want but i sure as hell cant get it....
On a personal level i'm not too unhappy with what i am

 

[kiwiwolf]

Whats wrong with me?????
I live in New Zealand...Which many people would say is a blessing untill you consider the fact that all the good shit to buy is in th e U.S....And the NZ dollar is piss weak when compared to the U.S $....Therefore i can see everything i want but i sure as hell cant get it....
On a personal level i'm not too unhappy with what i am

What he said... plus my ass tatt hurts

 

[rexfelis]

Sunburn.