What the biggest pecker on a mammal? Whale or Elephant?

[Sparky Kronkite]

I need to know.

Of course elephants have nasty pubes and whale are smooth.

Something to think about.

 

[Laurel]

The Blue Whale penis has been measured at 17 meters in length. I think that's bigger than an entire elephant.

 

[desert spike]

The Blue Whale penis has been measured at 17 meters in length. I think that's bigger than an entire elephant.

Holy Molly, Thats over 51 feet long. Man thats a big dick!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

51 feet of dick???????????

No Way!!!!

That means that - on average - there'd have to be 51 feet of pussy on the other side of things.

You could live in there - you could set it up like a Winabego.

 

[naudiz]

Re: 51 feet of dick???????????

No Way!!!!

That means that - on average - there'd have to be 51 feet of pussy on the other side of things.

You could live in there - you could set it up like a Winabego.

Yeah, til mating season. Talk about spring cleaning.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

The Blue Whale penis has been measured at 17 meters in length. I think that's bigger than an entire elephant.

As a porn site webmistress, you sure have some interesting statistics at your finger tips.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Spring cleaning huh?

Sounds like a simply squeegie job to me.

Besides - supposed to keep you skin soft - right?

But what would it do to the furniture?

SCOTCH GUARD!!!!!!!!!

 

[desert spike]

Re: Re: 51 feet of dick???????????

Yeah, til mating season. Talk about spring cleaning.

Whoa! Sparky is setting up house in the female whale!!

Gets this visual of sparky being trapped when the BIG dick heats up during mating season. Pins him against the far reaches of the vagina, but luckily he excapes by ducking through the uterus opening. Unfortunately, Sparky drowns when the BIG dick cums.

 

[naudiz]

Sparky, in a snorkel, hiding out in a whale's cervix.

That's the sound of my brain breaking.

 

[desert spike]

I think he would need scuba gear. Laurel didn't give us the stats on how long the mating lasts. Minutes, hours?? Sparky may have to dodge the big dick a long time. He'll need a wet suit too so he doesn't get all yukky when the male whale blows his load.

 

[marksgirl]

I'm thinking now I want to be a female blue whale when I come back in my next life

 

[DustyWolfe]

Can you say size queen?

 

[ShyGuy68]

I need to know.

Have you ever considered going and searcing for the answers on the web yourself?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Have you ever considered that......

it's much more fun to ask these things here?

 

[The Nitelight]

The Blue Whale penis has been measured at 17 meters in length.

1) Who volunteered for that job?
2) Who held him down while they measured it?

 

[Guest]

I need to know.

Of course elephants have nasty pubes and whale are smooth.

Something to think about.

The biggest - mammal - Dillinger
The smallest - mammal - Marxist
In the middle - mammal - ChilledVodka

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Holy Molly, Thats over 51 feet long. Man thats a big dick!!

No - not really. If you had grown up on a farm you would realize that most of the penis for such animals stays outside of the vagina and the length is just so the penis can reach the vagina from a very awkward position - especially animals that have to do it doggy style. An elephant penis is pretty monsterous, the one I saw on TV looked to be about 3-4 meters long, but it apparently can't compare to a whale (or Dillinger).